a 40yr old man doing a reel for trainers. Like something my 11yr old niece would do for tik tok.
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Martin is a doop oaf Bertie, pass it oan.Custom or not, he knows how to do an ugly trainer
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I'm just over my asthma attack from laughing about his light switch boabie, now I'm being treatit to her bespoke nikes (just don't do it) now I'm off on another asthmatic journee, factual
Hens I passed the Seedhill hovel earlier today and it looked to me like the two unhappy campers are getting a new neighbour, the flat directly across the landing from them had all the windows wide open possibly fumigating the place 
Hope they are and it’s an unruly junkball for a neighbour, his safe space could be at risk ma lovlies
Hope they are and it’s an unruly junkball for a neighbour, his safe space could be at risk ma lovlies
Ah'm hoping it's a tattler, taking wan fur the team.Hens I passed the Seedhill hovel earlier today and it looked to me like the two unhappy campers are getting a new neighbour, the flat directly across the landing from them had all the windows wide open possibly fumigating the place
Hope they are and it’s an unruly junkball for a neighbour, his safe space could be at risk ma lovlies
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Never posted on here before
Can I just say I’m absolutely pissing myself, started following Mario & realise your threads & comments are his actual voice
It’s like being dyslexic you type the words he says
The also
Boujie & smell the weath is priceless
I’m not even gona try just yet I’ll get to know eventually unless ya want me to see ma self out
Never posted on here before
Can I just say I’m absolutely pissing myself, started following Mario & realise your threads & comments are his actual voice
It’s like being dyslexic you type the words he says
The also
Boujie & smell the weath is priceless
I’m not even gona try just yet I’ll get to know eventually unless ya want me to see ma self out
I haven't been on here in months because he gets on my last nerve and then some....but this thread title has had me howling 
Sit doon and get some class hen all are welcome except the orange order and anyone with lilac fitness leggings they wear more than 4 times a weekI’m a lurker
Never posted on here before
Can I just say I’m absolutely pissing myself, started following Mario & realise your threads & comments are his actual voice
It’s like being dyslexic you type the words he says
The also
Boujie & smell the weath is priceless
I’m not even gona try just yet I’ll get to know eventually unless ya want me to see ma self out
I’d like to imagine it’s Ava mae
Spine bright hen, get yursel doon tae the high footfall area, the passwords oan the wall tae join in the fun. Tonsa a love ta yaI’m a lurker
Never posted on here before
Can I just say I’m absolutely pissing myself, started following Mario & realise your threads & comments are his actual voice
It’s like being dyslexic you type the words he says
The also
Boujie & smell the weath is priceless
I’m not even gona try just yet I’ll get to know eventually unless ya want me to see ma self out
Another hoover to store in the living room
Came on to say where the duck is he gonna store another hoover?! He must hang them out the windae on a pulley system I'm convincedAnother hoover to store in the living room
I can't help but wonder....does he have stuff velcrode to the ceiling? Velcro'd velcro-d I can't bleeping spell it! Capesh?
How many vacuum cleaners does he need in that postage stamp of a flat? My mum only has one and she lives in a duck off extended five bed house (smell the wealth! )
)It's velcroed, I had to Google it, I'll be wearing lavender leggings next 🫠
New neighbours / cooncil flat cleaners are probably overwhelmed by the stench oan the whole landing.Hens I passed the Seedhill hovel earlier today and it looked to me like the two unhappy campers are getting a new neighbour, the flat directly across the landing from them had all the windows wide open possibly fumigating the place
Hope they are and it’s an unruly junkball for a neighbour, his safe space could be at risk ma lovlies
Sharts, wax melts, cat litter, chemical fumes, weed, Reed diffusers.
No lavender or Lilac leggings here
Or tit trainers also
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Why thanks very muchSpine bright hen, get yursel doon tae the high footfall area, the passwords oan the wall tae join in the fun. Tonsa a love ta ya
I’ll get cosy & enjoy the comments
Hen! Youse didnae noo, but youse gat tae noo also. That is the main thing, also. Singing youse fram the rootaps doon tae the herringbone vinyl flairs also. Very welcome here hen. You’ll be fluent in Scottish illiteracy in noo time. Spine bright, alsoI’m a lurker
Never posted on here before
Can I just say I’m absolutely pissing myself, started following Mario & realise your threads & comments are his actual voice
It’s like being dyslexic you type the words he says
The also
Boujie & smell the weath is priceless
I’m not even gona try just yet I’ll get to know eventually unless ya want me to see ma self out
Feeling the love
Am I right thinking Marion had a typo with the spine bright instead of shine
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