Cleaning with Mario #102 Martyn Llewelyn Bowen of Beirut, so aye

[Bee Sting]

Imagine buying dishwasher tabs and nae dishwashernext he will be doing an AD for fanny padsfor his big fannyat leadst hes got wan a tjem

Spolier: 100% rude hens

 

[Bee Sting]

Blimey ye wid think I am illiterate like monzo the truth is I didnt have my specs on

 

[pinkwaferbiscuit]

Thee?!?! Ffs Monzo it’s not even funny anymore, it’s just second hand embarrassment. You have rotted your last brain cell spraying that bespoke tropical scent all over the bedsit. Stupid fat woodlouse.

 

[SuzyE]

Why has none of his brain dead followers not questioned him about not having a dish washer?!. Or are they scared he'll go straight on the defence as usual and block them.

 

[Caw1982]

I can't stop watching this clip! Also 3 times in 11 seconds also. So aye, also.
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duck off, he’s going all Scottish Declan on us the fat slut

 

[Ratgrrl]

Stupid fat woodlouse has ended me

 

[blueblue]

Why has none of his brain dead followers not questioned him about not having a dish washer?!. Or are they scared he'll go straight on the defence as usual and block them.

I'll be honest and say I clean certain bits and bobs in a sink with hot water and a dishwasher tab. BUT I also have a dishwasher so don't feel it's mortifying when I buy dishwasher tablets.

 

[thatsnotstrictlytrue]

Dunno how Derek is no embarrassed wearing that top, it needs burned, also

 

[Madge2022]

Who sharted oan his chips?

 

[mammaof3]

Happy Thuraday ma lovelies, also.

Stunnin blins so eye.

Fat bastards have a new kitchen but are eating oot.

 

[gilly31]

Deek actually went out to eat in a football top! He’s a grown man walking the streets in a football top! NO just NO 🫣. Surprised Paolo dad didn’t kick him the fuckout the door in that top!

 

[mammaof3]

My gawd if he wasn't such a fanny wipe he'd be licking Hinch's hoop be now.

He has a big windy, fook off ya man bag, mine is 8 feet wide, smell the wealth.

Spoiler: Shutter.

 

[SuzyE]

I hate how he insults people's intelligence by explaining the simplest things. We're not all thick bastards like you, Mario
For that I'd love the council to change their minds and decide to demolish his block, and there's feck all he can do about all the money he's spent on it

 

[Babybail93]

I can’t believe he’s got the bleeping cheek to have shutters on a window next to a pre payment gas meter. Can’t make it up

 

[Sloppys]

Aye Mario, pure abroad vibes. Beirut is abroad after all.

 

[jesusmaryandtheweedonkey]

I can’t believe he’s got the bleeping cheek to have shutters on a window next to a pre payment gas meter. Can’t make it up

And he needs to move the boogie (the new bougie) sink drainer to open the shutters. I gave them 6 months until he says it was just to daaaaarrrrrkkkk in here

 

[Babybail93]

Aye Mario, pure abroad vibes. Beirut is abroad after all.

How would he even know? He’s never been abroad. Silly fat duck. The rate he is spending money this holiday will never happen

 

[Exhausted Pigeon]

Everything is wrang with that shutter. Mr Galaxy Window man is a tattler pass it on.

 

[Rocketllama]

Canny wait for the bespoke boujie story in a few months time when he’s replacing his one of a kind shutters cause they’re caked with grease from him making his 5* boiled stovies and air fryer delights

 

[nefariousnellie]

Won’t cost him much to do the other windows if it’s any consolation to him