Cleaning with Mario #102 Martyn Llewelyn Bowen of Beirut, so aye

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Can you imagine a Changing Rooms and the reveal was in the style of Marion’s living room, complete with breezeblock pallet sofa.

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”I hate it 😭
 
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Changing rooms always makes me think of the teapots crashing off the crappy shelving. I nearly died laughing 😂😂😂⚰⚰⚰ l did feel sorry for the lady who owned the teapots after I calmed down also 😂
 
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I find it it funny that he does these ads for flash etc meanwhile spends a fortune on the Spanish cleaning products cause they’re just the best 😂😂😂 not the best promotion is it?
 
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There’s so many people doing ads and sponsored content these days that he wid only need to dae wan wee search oan tiktok to get some decent inspiration fur that tropical shite 😩 instead he does the most boring hing I’ve ever seen.

also he needs to learn tae scrub the dishes harder than that also
 
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The random ALSO’s that we have picked up from Mario are also killing me the night. Also
 
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Tell youse whit that kitchen of his isny half etc and bougey right enuf!! He has only gone and magic’d up a feckin dishwasher!!
Nearly ended maself laughing when a seen them. bougey indeed!!!
 
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I find it it funny that he does these ads for flash etc meanwhile spends a fortune on the Spanish cleaning products cause they’re just the best 😂😂😂 not the best promotion is it?
Also claims not to have used wax melts for months then in the next story it's Mario mafia also 10% off with his code ava may wax melts.
 
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Saw this oan the app that isnae ma joab.

Ah thought that part time bint didn't like getting her photo taken (looking at her buzz lightyear jaw I can see why)? Or she just disnae like getting her photi taken wae Martin? 😆

And also, wit is it wi these nightie dresses, also.

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Why is he always filming his videos in that manky old house coat? Why is he buying dishwasher tablets when he doesn’t have a dishwasher? Why is he mopping with quite an obviously DRY mop?? Why does he have tit stains all over his counter tops??
 
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Changing rooms always makes me think of the teapots crashing off the crappy shelving. I nearly died laughing 😂😂😂⚰⚰⚰ l did feel sorry for the lady who owned the teapots after I calmed down also 😂
One of ma absoloot favs, nae debate! Marion would fit right in on that episode tae.
 
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Saw this oan the app that isnae ma joab.

Ah thought that part time bint didn't like getting her photo taken (looking at her buzz lightyear jaw I can see why)? Or she just disnae like getting her photi taken wae Martin? 😆

And also, wit is it wi these nightie dresses, also.

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Buzz Lightyear jaw 🤣

Stacey's sister will never not look like a corpse also
 
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Walking in filming himself holding the basket, then making Deek the freak hold it while they’re inside, like a helpful toddler.

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His stupit bandy legs in tights mincing oot the B&M with his bag held at arms length. He’s such a grade A fanny, also. 👌
 
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Saw this oan the app that isnae ma joab.

Ah thought that part time bint didn't like getting her photo taken (looking at her buzz lightyear jaw I can see why)? Or she just disnae like getting her photi taken wae Martin? 😆

And also, wit is it wi these nightie dresses, also.

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bleeping Buzz Lightyear jaw 😂😂😂

I’m not having it that Stacey’s deceased sister isn’t in fact Sally from “The Nightmare before Christmas” also
 
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The random ALSO’s that we have picked up from Mario are also killing me the night. Also

Ah counted three in two sentences in his ad ma lovely. Also the screechy CLEANING also.
 

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Why is he always filming his videos in that manky old house coat? Why is he buying dishwasher tablets when he doesn’t have a dishwasher? Why is he mopping with quite an obviously DRY mop?? Why does he have tit stains all over his counter tops??
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Just went back to watch his #ad, what's wi the porn music, is the plumber gonni "cum" tae plumb in his dishwasher? Bow chicka wow wow 🍄 💦
 
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I find it it funny that he does these ads for flash etc meanwhile spends a fortune on the Spanish cleaning products cause they’re just the best 😂😂😂 not the best promotion is it?
Just like his bestie owning a wax melt company he’s got a range with and then posts about how he’s no touched a wax melt in months and uses yankees
 
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What is with that “ad” voice. He sounds even more of a dipshit than usual
So he has 'that ad voice ', the toe curling wan...
Then he has 'the talking to Rayne voice', the nauseating wan...
Then he has his real voice, the incomprehensible, foul mouthed wan and I'd just hazard a reckless guess hens that's that's the authentic wan...
Call me crazy 🙋
 
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