After his latest doats oaf doom ah'm gonni ricochet his bougie heed aff they shutters, also.
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Noo ah ken who sharted in the chips
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First of all bougie ... duck right off marina , you didn't invent the poxy shutters.
Someone mentioned reporting him for not declaring "ad" earlier and now hes got anxiety after been for his tit on chips ... yeah sure Someone is worried the benefits will stop after all the aff links and ads recently... fat bastard.
Someone mentioned reporting him for not declaring "ad" earlier and now hes got anxiety after been for his tit on chips ... yeah sure Someone is worried the benefits will stop after all the aff links and ads recently... fat bastard.
Aye it’s all that Matthew’s fault hen fae talking him roond tae a shutter that she has tae move her boujee J&J sink drainer tae operate. She’s already spent her Amazon grifting pennies and commission from P&G before they hit her bank account.I can’t believe he’s got the bleeping cheek to have shutters on a window next to a pre payment gas meter. Can’t make it up
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Maybes hes on a wee Vulcan journeee but as usual oor Mario is getting it wrang
If he flattened his toilet brush hair wi some product he wud be a deed ringer fur Spock also
Beam me up Scottie and so forth so aye
Oh hens wit a fuckin palaver tae slide open those bougie shutters
Also Marion, before your next Klarna instalment goes through, git Matthew the persuader tae explain why he hasnae put tilt rods in the centre of the slats tae open and close them. Save you a lot of stains from having your sharty child catcher fingers all over them!
Also Marion, before your next Klarna instalment goes through, git Matthew the persuader tae explain why he hasnae put tilt rods in the centre of the slats tae open and close them. Save you a lot of stains from having your sharty child catcher fingers all over them!
Absolute class that! IYDKGTKI can’t believe he’s got the bleeping cheek to have shutters on a window next to a pre payment gas meter. Can’t make it up
They’ve been around since the 70s - they’re hardly unreal, they are very real and taste rank!Him and his "Unreal". What game changer?!. A machine that carbonates water like it's done for years?. The tit
We’ve got one too cos my hubby is a tight arse! He’s the only one who uses it as the kids hate it
HOW , JUST HOW
1. ANY space left on that worktop
2. Has the roof no caved in on his neighboors heed
1. ANY space left on that worktop
2. Has the roof no caved in on his neighboors heed
Next week he’ll discover bread bins and biscuit tins! Unreal and obsessed, you lift the lid like this and put it inside. So boogie etc also
Still screaming that he thinks etc is short for extra. He’s as thick as the boiled mince in his bolognese and nae debates also 
If you use aff links through Amazon, they regard you as a 'Trader' and therefore self employed or a limited company but certainly responsible for declaring your earnings - which with Amazon can be up to 12% commission. Amazon supply HMRC with a list of their traders and Mr Taxman this year is looking at those 'traders' who use eBay and Amazon etc and 'inviting' them to submit their self assessment. Add in his 'own range' with Ava May earning him a commission, his freebie teeth, sofas / bed / shite furniture and Wee Fat Madge could find himself with a wee tax bill to pay - and they can go back several years.
I cannot wait for the thousand dots of doom if he finds out he has a tax bill to pay on 31st January & 31st June and HMRC don't take Klarna - might almost ruin his Christmas. Pass the joos & criss.
Oh and Madge if you are reading this, if you have a 'Job' even though it is only polishing truncheons and you then earn a sum through affiliate marketing then you are likely to be liable to pay affiliate marketing tax on the entire sum.
I’ve been so busy doing 2 jobs that are actually my jobs so my main take from the tit show I’ve witnessed is…
He took his wee brother out for a chippy in his fitbaw top
He got a team in to fit a shutter to a window the size of a playschool window
He’s got a soda stream that’s a game changer to the guy who buys fizzy juice by the pallet
Did I miss anything else
He took his wee brother out for a chippy in his fitbaw top
He got a team in to fit a shutter to a window the size of a playschool window
He’s got a soda stream that’s a game changer to the guy who buys fizzy juice by the pallet
Did I miss anything else
Hes been on here. Hes swapped ASLO for ASWELL
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Can't believe his button mushroom is spunking over window shutters in a top floor flat,in the middle of Iraq. But we move!
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Excuse me, Marion said it’s a BIG windowI’ve been so busy doing 2 jobs that are actually my jobs so my main take from the tit show I’ve witnessed is…
He took his wee brother out for a chippy in his fitbaw top
He got a team in to fit a shutter to a window the size of a playschool window
He’s got a soda stream that’s a game changer to the guy who buys fizzy juice by the pallet
Did I miss anything else
Spicy dilutin juice ma hen
I wonder how many 'Mario' sofas Danyell has sold since beaky's big reveal?
The boiler
the other random boxes on the wall the conduit to cover the pipes the strip light on the ceiling 🫣 utterly bespoke and bespokely made to order! So aye….. how much has he paid for the shutter?! Easily £150+ I think. Honestly, he lives in another world.Hay it's Friday ma lovelies, and looks like we ur gawn oan a boxed in leccy meter jurney #safespace #beirut #trainspotting
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