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It will 5 years this year engaged.
I had a bloody aneurysm trying to read that.
I had a bloody aneurysm trying to read that.
Bride?. You dozy git. We know you're a woman at times, but you don't get to be called a bride 
The relationship with orange man obviously means so much to him that he still gets the years of being together wrong. How embarrassing to put that on social media
The relationship with orange man obviously means so much to him that he still gets the years of being together wrong. How embarrassing to put that on social media
How has he not yet clocked that if he just stopped buying all this unnecessary shite, and with a little bit of saving, he and Deek could probably afford to have the wedding of his their dreams. Didn't someone tally that he'd spent around £600 on rubbish in June?? That's just mind boggling!
Needs tae buy some coffee fur his stashun. Remember Marti, no the decaff that keeps youse up as night
Ma Kerry Katonas canni make oot what's in the wee jar top left, the white stuff? Is it salt since he adds it tae everything.
It’s vanilla sugar from that wee small business ‘TESCO’Needs tae buy some coffee fur his stashun. Remember Marti, no the decaff that keeps youse up as night
Ma Kerry Katonas canni make oot what's in the wee jar top left, the white stuff? Is it salt since he adds it tae everything.
ydksygtk ma lovelie, spine bright
Beaky mutant is the best insult of all time doll…
i can’t go on schoolRun as I’m deid on the floor
Id rather walk down the aisle to the noise finger nails on a blackboard make than that god awful song 
(apologies Shania fans, but it’s tit)
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People who love all the kind of tit they play on Magic FM and claim "this song speaks to me" because some Diva sang it, usually have the emotional range of an old tea bag. Marion included.Id rather walk down the aisle to the noise finger nails on a blackboard make than that god awful song
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A didn’t want tae huv tae post this again but here we are…
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It was only 9 years ago he was missing dumboi so much, your just a rebound Martian that has cuckooed himself in the paisley penthouse.
I'd like tae take credit hen but it was another Tattle troll who coined beaky mutant a few threads back. It's one of my favouritesBeaky mutant is the best insult of all time doll…
Run as I’m deid on the floor
I hope youse mop kicked the duck oota the school run! 🫶
Hens! Ahm smelling the wealth oan ma third ABROAD holiday this year so I’m trying tae keep up wae youse awww.
So the fat wart is going tae dae a holiday haul? Fucks sake. None of it will fit her next year anyway. He’s already well oan his way tae being an absolute unit!
So the fat wart is going tae dae a holiday haul? Fucks sake. None of it will fit her next year anyway. He’s already well oan his way tae being an absolute unit!
Ah the love of Derek's life. He was definitely given the short straw with weirdo Mario
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Hen dinnae worry he will have a benidorm type scooter to shift his wide road around, maybe our digital creator could put monzo oan a scooter @hopethishelpsallthebest
Does wee Deek have a thing about men with weird noses?
Aye hen it's to make up for their wee boabys
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Love av his life, hen. No ma quote. Derek’s quote also.
He loved Domboi666 to the moon and back, how he has to escort Mario to Glasgow and back.
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