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Fat corpse!! Pyoor buckled at that wan hen
you’re spining bright the day! Always bougie etc & also Been oot enjoyin the winter weather in Glasgow hen. So aye etc and also. Back home sitting on ma non breeze block couch watching the tennis also. Guna get the criss n joos in ma named cup out soon.Fat corpse!! Pyoor buckled at that wan hen
He's booked youse a wee hoose swap wi Martin and wee Deek. Hope your jags are up tae dateIt's also my 40th in August. My husband has had a holiday booked for years for it and won't tell me where it is. I haven't even thought about outfits yet. This wee Diddy has a fhull outfit styled tae duck, for sitting in the bowling club and be home aw cosy for 8.30.
What the hell is that in that pan?! Is that spam floating about? Where is the rest of the veg?
He will never know what it's like to smell your bleep washings after bein oan the line all day so aye
#deserved
His old teeth and Cliff Richards glasses tho.
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Read the first line. Factual also.
duck I never even noticed so aye hens ma page ma rules
When HMRC are assessing dear Mas / Maz / Marion for his tax do you think he realises that although Henry was an 'unpaid'partnership and he was GIFTED Hetty that HMRC take the full retail price of dear Hetty into consideration for tax. Absolutely pissing myself at the rage he will be in that he received NO MONEY for his nice wee influencer nest egg, but was gifted Hetty in exchange or ‘barter’ for his review so he’ll be taxed on the value of it.
From tax consultant;
HMRC’s stance appears to be that there is a general expectation of something in return for any gift to an influencer and hence the retail price of the gift forms part of the overall consideration on a barter basis.
From tax consultant;
HMRC’s stance appears to be that there is a general expectation of something in return for any gift to an influencer and hence the retail price of the gift forms part of the overall consideration on a barter basis.
He is such a knob.
How does he possibly know what laundry drying outside smells like?
How does he possibly know what laundry drying outside smells like?
It’s giving ‘damp towels on the indoor clothes maiden’ vibes
Hens it’s ma birthday the morra and I’ve no got an outfit 
is ma day ruined before it’s even began 
is ma day ruined before it’s even began Bespoke name of bleep washings, exclusive tae Avamay, that he's patron saint of.
Right ma lovelies, get asking
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I bet that fat slag has got a collab with Avamay for a rip off if that fluffy towels smell he's always banging on about.Bespoke name of bleep washings, exclusive tae Avamay, that he's patron saint of.
Right ma lovelies, get asking
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I see he’s leaving flammable stuff on the hob again in the style of Hinch, who is (unfortunately) a real Influencer. A candle, ffs. Is he a complete tool? That’s a rhetorical question, no answer necessary.
He’s just a wee copy-cat prick riding along on Hinch’s coattails. . #factual
He’s just a wee copy-cat prick riding along on Hinch’s coattails. . #factual
I think that wee fire hazard was on the cooker when he was cooking his mingin dinner
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Maybe he’s hoping fae an insurance jurneh. Burning the shithole down will be the only way he’ll ever get out of thereI think that wee fire hazard was on the cooker when he was cooking his mingin dinner
Fat corpse is the best. Also factual.
Where else will he put it though? Behind the sofa - full, tables - full, behind the doors - full, tops of cupboards - full. He's such an oddball, buying ever more stuff and absolutely nowhere to put it!
It’s not just the smell for me. It’s getting it out in the morning and then back in by early afternoon and somehow it just retains that warmth from when it’s been drying in the sun. Crawling into a freshly made bed that’s been line dried in the sun is something you just cannon replicate with wax melts and chemicals.
Definitely watches Gemma
& she is quoting maz also
& she is quoting maz also
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