Cleaning with Mario #101 Mario McKnight (she/her)

[AllieBee]

Let's hope our Marion was gifted a copy of Jemma Solomons book for his pile of classic literature on one of his many tables. He can't read but that's beside the point.

 

[Madge2022]

Let's hope our Marion was gifted a copy of Jemma Solomons book for his pile of classic literature on one of his many tables. He can't read but that's beside the point.

How to chew an apple through a letterboax.

Foreword by Martin Luther McKnight, also.

 

[Misssj80]

I thought this was his not so subtle way of having a dig at a comment on here about how he doesn't #ad the sofa shots. The song choice just gives it away that he reads here

I shall be reporting him again for no AD, so "duck you Martin"

 

[Shrekssister]

I’m howling that bestie “Gemma” didn’t invite him to her book launch (he would be posting sorry again I couldn’t be there etc etc if he was, let’s face it) but Amy hart from love island four years or so ago is there

 

[Cagayu]

Has anyone done a tally of the Joseph Joseph costs so far?

 

[bigmouth1927]

Why is Stacey’s zombie sister wearing a bleeping nightie? Ugly slag that one

She looks like a stretched Thora Hird!

 

[Chez300]

Am I dreaming or did Monzo buy a grout pen one time and filled in his grout lines grey? Did that happen or naw? And if it did whit happened after, did he redecorate the entire room to rectify his mistake? Canny remember

Yes it did happen! We got to vote and I guess majority said keep it white!

 

[Macmama]

Or one of those fat women that are obsessed with Disney to the point it’s weird

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Am ready fur this thread, ma lovely. OG, nae debates!! Kapeesh!

 

[Skyflier6727]

Derailing sorry...please tell me she dunt wear clothes with mickey mouse on etc

Oh but she does. And sometimes Mickey ears. She’s 51 and should have a word with herself. She is one of the menopausal mafia and loves oor Martin!! Insufferable

 

[mammaof3]

Has anyone done a tally of the Joseph Joseph costs so far?

Yes. £312.20 so far.

All in the wiki ma lovelie.

 

[Anti-influencer]

Yes it did happen! We got to vote and I guess majority said keep it white!

Thanks fur clearing that up hen, a thought ad finally lost ma marbles

 

[Shrekssister]

Yes. £312.20 so far.

All in the wiki ma lovelie.

Can I just say for a minute ma lovelie, we’re all chantin you oan fae the rooftops for all the work you do oan the wiki and sharing the stories this fat slug puts out there on the daily. You’re a true hero tae us all, infinite tattie hearts tae you and yours and so forth, so aye, keep spining

 

[Madge2022]

Oh but she does. And sometimes Mickey ears. She’s 51 and should have a word with herself. She is one of the menopausal mafia and loves oor Martin!! Insufferable

Tell the truth hen, it's you isn't it. You're amongst pals and we won't judge

 

[bigmouth1927]

The dull bleep aint half late to the Joseph Joseph party. Wonder if hes aware of that wee small business Le Creuset? Patron saint of duck all. No ma quote.

 

[AwwCosyWivDeek]

Thread title suggestion-

Cleaning with Mario #102 Mario, Dario, Joseph, Joseph also

 

[Chez300]

Trolling us ma lovelies

 

[pinkwaferbiscuit]

Canni wait fur the 's oan this app rant.

How the feck are they all getting book deals, this bint prints labels fur a living!

At this rate Martin will be getting a book deal, hope he does a book shop tour, ah wull be first in the queue

His book would huv tae be a dot-tae-dot picture book. Words are too hard never mind a sentence that makes sense also.

 

[SuzyE]

It's hilarious Mario always jumping on the bandwagon. You stupid man child

 

[Ferguson]

It's hilarious Mario always jumping on the bandwagon. You stupid man child

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Mario, you're so funny I forgot to laugh.

Proper thinks he's hilarious and also.

 

[Freefalling]

Mario, you're so funny I forgot to laugh.

Proper thinks he's hilarious and also.

Folk that laugh at their own jokes

He's a drip looking for a puddle