Cleaning with Mario #101 Mario McKnight (she/her)

[Ratgrrl]

She's loved using her kitchen this weekend also.
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Screaming the more I look the more things I spot!

 

[Chez300]

Am I dreaming or did Monzo buy a grout pen one time and filled in his grout lines grey? Did that happen or naw? And if it did whit happened after, did he redecorate the entire room to rectify his mistake? Canny remember

Yes it did happen! We got to vote and I guess majority said keep it white!

 

[Lyla001]

Do we think he can wait for his countdown to end or will the excitement take over and he’ll reveal all? I bet he’s creaming his knickers this morning at the thought of a few likes

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[AwwCosyWivDeek]

Is the bin his new kitchen island? Like where is that big ass bin going!!?

He should take the two high kitchen chairs out of wherever he has them stashed.

 

[YR80]

Jesus that face. He's got one eye looking at you one eye looking for ya

Mortgage eyes - one fixed, one variable
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Mortgage eyes ...1 fixed 1 variable

Snap just said the same.

It’s a *chefs kiss * of an insult though

 

[blueblue]

Deek is that you hen??? We’ve been waiting for you to give us a sign for a wee while now

Fucking love this place

 

[Babybail93]

He was definitely in the "special" class. The ones who left school before the bell went, so they didn't get trampled on.

Set 6

 

[melonsandlemons]

Original picture:

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Same photo with black and white filter:

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Everything about this life is so dull.

They won’t be able to reach over the arms with their teeny tiny arms

 

[DollyTheLamb]

Can one of youse lovlies post some piccies for the blocked and non followers?
Mwah mwah mwah

 

[Bee Sting]

Single person council tax discount

Baby you took the words right out my mouth

 

[Little Miss Planner]

How many tables can one living room have? It's like IKEA there.

I've noticed that when Deek is ill, Marion is always in a mood, making it about himself.
Love the song choice for the sofa Maz, we knew you hated it.
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I thought this was his not so subtle way of having a dig at a comment on here about how he doesn't #ad the sofa shots. The song choice just gives it away that he reads here

 

[AllieBee]

Imagine having a cat shitter in the kitchen, a small kitchen at that . Lol you're cooking dinner and there's the cat taking a steaming turd while he's cooking his stovies

It's gross. So unhygienic.

 

[Doodlebug71]

That dog looks ill.

Do we know if the O.O. kicked Deek out when he came out?

Aye when he came oot the bumming fort wae a sore arse so aye

 

[IsaPeoplehuvtaeknow]

Ma hens another pro home tip from I,Mario, Daisy Uncle. Dry your bath may at the end of your brand new cardboard couch

I thought he just bought a new table for the previous slab? Now he buying new ones for slab the II? I'm I wrong

 

[other things online]

Well I googled it, and now I’m howling. Beaked nose

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Ma hens he will be right doon the DWP the morra to see what he can claim for having croutons disease

 

[mrsbucket]

She's loved using her kitchen this weekend also.
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Deed! Hen you have made my Monday. The pumpkins stashed above the cupboards with the rat pyoor finished me aff!

I need you all tae get up and mop kick the shit out of this week! Capesh?

 

[YR80]

With apologies for anyone who intends to eat ever again.

Has there been a Domboi discussion exploring the fact that Dom = dominant which means Deek = submissive.

So that means that Mario is a dom, and Deek is his sub, and paypig?

Except most dons who are into financial abuse have their subs/pigs pay for things like designer bags, holidays etc. Mario spends Deek’s money on Febreze and candy canes.

I always think Mario is the paypig and that’s why Deek apparently seems to buy him so much stuff.

 

[blueblue]

Carving semblances of cushions out of concrete is nae ma joab, hen, but in the interest of sharing na knowledge and putting you in a position of getting to know so you know, what I picture is the attached with cheap synthetic material covering it.

Basically a very firm block of foam with no cushioning at all to it.

Hen, I'm certain 95% of women are blown away by you. Blown. Away. I've never ever ever seen something like this hame or oan hoaliday. And now I've got to know.
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There are so many tables in that room. Coffee table, console tables, nest of tables. Why so many?!

For some reason this has ended me

 

[Ratgrrl]

As predicted, he shot his load early - he literally couldn’t wait. ALL THAT build up for what?!? Should have covered up the council flat electrical things on the wall.

and as predicted, Smeg items. Stupid mutant. Do something with your life you fat slug!! The cost of those is a wee night away, I know what I’d prefer

Fat slug and stupid mutant! OMFG I'm dying I'm actually at work on a night shift reading this thread and howling.

 

[SuzyE]

Frig he's on one today isn't he