Cleaning with Mario #101 Mario McKnight (she/her)

[gilly31]

Aw don’t it was ma wee dads funeral a few weeks ago and Kenny rogers the gambler was the time for reflection song, hope not tae youse ma dad and Marian ever in the same sentence again, capeesh x ps na dad was a handsome man and he played ‘his role’ rightly

So sorry for your loss

 

[SuzyE]

Can he no just get cans of fizzy juice? Just me?……

Exactly. So much easier

 

[Delface]

Came here for this ahahhaha

Mibbies he's on a wee bespoke vocab journeh and replacing "and so on and so forth" with "etc".

Still makes no fuckin sense tho.

He really is an illiterate fud.

 

[Libertine1975]

who the living fuck wants Smeg plastered all over their kitchens!

Smegheads

 

[Doingitforthegramhuntake2]

What do ya think it is he puts in his stories? It’s certainly not sausage

Oh god, sorry to quote masel but I meant stovies obviously

 

[screenfreelookatme]

For FUCKS sake. I have a sodastream now I'm never gonna look at it again

Me too ma lovelie. Looks just like that one two. Absolutely fumming.

 

[Anti-influencer]

Yes it did happen! We got to vote and I guess majority said keep it white!

Thanks fur clearing that up hen, a thought ad finally lost ma marbles

 

[blueblue]

Ok I’m back after another watch - have the units/worktops just been wrapped because they’re absolutely identical apart from the colour? Nothing wrong with that, I painted all mine but it only took me 3 days in a kitchen twice that size (smell the wealth) doing it myself.

Tiles are still the same too just the walls have been painted white.

Hen I know this isn't your job but if you're happy with the paint you used could you tell me what it was please? I think part of truly appreciating your home is lovingly doing DIY within your capability. Throwing money into a money pit never seems to work does it....

 

[gilly31]

Look how much the bin handle sticks out ffs, he has to pick up the bin and move it, to get inside the freezer.
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Tell me it’s not just me that think it looks like the freezer is ‘excited’ to see him 🫣

Can’t see then in just the freezer and the silver bit

 

[Shrekssister]

The dull cunt aint half late to the Joseph Joseph party. Wonder if hes aware of that wee small business Le Creuset? Patron saint of fuck all. No ma quote.

Ma hen he’s going to have a small business rae Dunn phase next, I can feel it

 

[Bluebellsinthewoods]

*off topic* but does anyone know where the ‘myhomeismyhaven’ thread went?

I hope this works ma lovely

Home is my haven #2 life is a shambles cos her man gambles, life is a sham for instagram

Thread title @Bad Karma I wrote life instead of what but we get the sentiment 😂♥️ can someone do a toatyy recap

tattle.life

 

[SuzyE]

A scratch and sniff like the Avon catalogues.
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Fixed it fur youse Martin hen
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Ah'm stealing your crown @hopethishelpsallthebest and nae debates.

Now yours is funny!

 

[AwwCosyWivDeek]

Has he hidden the comments on the post?

 

[Madge2022]

Brown beauty, brown jobbie mare like. Please tell me you edited that image. Pure beak clutcher.

In the bespoke shade of shart.

 

[Babybail93]

New thread

Cleaning with Mario #102 Martyn Llewelyn Bowen of Beirut, so aye

Thanks tae oor @Ratgrrl wae the most votes fae the last thread. Also.

tattle.life

 

[Sure…Media!]

Aab’dy dunna wanna folk witcha Mario. We loof ya.

#beyou

 

[SellYerMawForASubwaySalad]

"Deek ya scruffy wee wain, help me move the joseph joseph ah need tae get ma fresh raspberries oot the freezer the nooo. Capeesh also."
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Omggggggg ahahhahahah

 

[melisnusty]

I work with one

Me too

 

[gilly31]

She's loved using her kitchen this weekend also.
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Amazing!!!

 

[blueblue]

That dog looks ill.

Do we know if the O.O. kicked Deek out when he came out?