Cleaning with Mario #101 Mario McKnight (she/her)

[ReginaPhalange9292]

Aw ma luvlie this needs a trigger warning. i don’t know wits worse her hooves, her pubic-like leg hairs, or the thought a her sweating gammon flaps in those leopard print hot pants

Sweating gammon flaps has creased me

 

[twilightgarden]

Ur youse saying youse huv seen Martin's hard on?

No sure if any of youse ken Mad Tits oan Facebook, was howling at her date at China Sea
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Screaming The noodle on the big toe has finished me aff and nae debates, also.

 

[gilly31]

Christen the new bumming fort hen

Must be why he’s cleaned the sofa cushions this morning

 

[bobbybob6]

£148 for a bin

 

[mammaof3]

Sofa scent lol

Bottle it. wtf

 

[Bee Sting]

Hello ma lovelies, am noo weeelllll. Cannae believe how much she hates her hideous, hubba bubba sofa, the fat fuck. She barely posts it, bet Danyell is fumming. I bet a leg has already snapped off the cheap tat, when Marion flumped her fat arse on it. What's with the collection of prolapsed bumhole vases? Glad I've caught up in time for the kitchen reveal. Tons blessings to youse aw. Oh and Marion couldn't possibly be the father of Greedys baby, Marion is not man enough to produce sperm. As you aw know, her balls are the size of petit pois, talcum powdered to fuck and back. Aye.

Hope your feeling better soon hen but tomorrow is Satu ar day so keep your power and mop kick thst bug right aff your talented bodTons a loveYes im blootered on this dayn of dawn

 

[YR80]

Marian had strategically placed the text box so that we can’t fully see just how little of a dent Derek makes on the cushion when he’s sitting on the new sofa.

This is because-

1) Derek is smol boy
And
2) That sofa is made of cheap, hard foam and there’s no give on it at all. It’s basically a concrete slab.

Derek sitting on that is like an unstartable force meeting an immovable object.

Wee Deeks hair looks weird at the front here. I wonder if he goes to Nathan Todd too.

 

[SuzyE]

Before I lose my last shred of hope in humanity, are these the ones he rebought a few months ago? I thought they were grey when he rebought but someone please please tell me he’s no binned them without even using and bought new AGAI

I've come to ask the same question. Surely not?!

 

[SuzyE]

It's hilarious Mario always jumping on the bandwagon. You stupid man child

 

[Skyflier6727]

Or one of those fat women that are obsessed with Disney to the point it’s weird

I work with one

 

[HulaHannah]

If his area is like that place on 60 Days, l feel depressed for him. What a shit hole it is

I didn't know about this Estate programme (but I got to know), and thought the reference was to the American '60 Days In', the jail programme with the undercover plants, and I'd imagine that reference works just as well.

 

[peachy-keen]

Oh dear lord…..

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ran here to share this

 

[Ginoclock]

Hello ma lovelies. How are youse aw?

Clutching ma bespoke beak at the school staff room seating area.

Mazda hen, even the Grand High Witch Hinch hersel doesn't bother with grey the noo
Gets it so wrong every single time.

Jealous that you can get on Tattle in the school staff room! Our school has the website blocked so have to catch up when I get home

 

[AllieBee]

I cannae do this today Daisy uncle, I just cannae

so today all I need you all today is get up!

Oh feck off Maz. Don't have time to wallow in my pit in the mornings some of us have jobs to go to. And that's a whole load of illiterate nonsense. Fat slag

 

[Cagayu]

Has anyone done a tally of the Joseph Joseph costs so far?

 

[Caw1982]

I’d call Maz’s s

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Marion sounds like Rudolph

and then this…
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The bumming fort, the scent of lynx Africa, a baccarat rouge dupe, jizz and sweat.

If I could call the Mario’s Sofa wax melt, my nomination would be ‘Gamey AF’.

 

[SellYerMawForASubwaySalad]

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‘Happy Father’s Day & my dad’ Whit??? His illiteracy genuinely blows my mind!

Mine too and so on and so forth.

 

[screenfreelookatme]

I've got a sofa stream, I got it because buying packs of carbonated water was using a lot of plastic. I now fizz my own!!!

You can buy the cordials for pepsi, fanta and other drinks but you will taste the difference. The only one I use is the tonic water one but then I like my gin and tonic heavy on the gin!

But Mario has no interest in anything so the only reason I think he has bought one is #content.

I’ve never bought their flavourings, I just love a bubbly water and it’s easier (and cheaper) than lugging endless plastic bottles to and from the supermarket!

 

[Madge2022]

Boiled cat shit #chefskiss

 

[Madge2022]

Now there’s a frugal suggestion for shartin Martin! As a special bonus, afte a night oot at Castle Vichi he’d be providing his own flavour too. Unfortunately those cheap Amazon glasses (af link, swipe up) could never withstand the pressure he exerts

Ah'm sure that's what Dr Pepper is