It’s the depressed ant eater mk2. What a bleeping mess he is, fat moaning slag. He’ll be greeting in Benidorm. Poor Deek.When maws goat the slow cooker oot again
(I’m kidding on I love a slow cooker dinner)
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Then, following the ridiculous build up for the most underwhelming reveals, the inevitable come down within hours triggering the 'I'm Fine', 'trolls', 'Elephant walking, dogs barking' tit before he starts the pathetic etsy and B&M tat shopping and planning to refloor the place again desperately trying to work out where his next IG likes are coming from.it’s the whole build up, all the secrecy etc then it’s 9291718192 pics of whatever he is revealing with each one being as underwhelming as the last. The fact he thinks we are all jealous too makes it even better
He hasn’t mentioned his sofa since the big reveal almost a week ago.
He clearly hates it.
He clearly hates it.
Exactly. Usually we would have been treatid tae at least 18 grid posts. Like when she got the bed
Drink cup?? What an odd way to say “glass”
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Did anyone else read that as Touch of Cloth, which basically means you’re about to tit yourself. Pretty fitting for Maz.
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Because he has first hand experience of landscape gardeners what with that massive garden he’s got… oh, wait…
I don’t have a horse, I’ll never have a horse, I’ve never been riding, but here’s my recommendation for the best horse trainer evah.
Taking recommendations for landscape gardeners from someone with no garden is a no no, like taking fashion advice from Mario
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Can you DM me his number please
Ma DMs are closed ma lovey, but I’ve received hunnerts o DMs asking me for his details so ah wull post ma affiliated link.Can you DM me his number please
Now don’t not message ma page again.
Tons love
Benidorm is somewhere I go every September with the family so I'd bloody love him to be there when I am, can you imagine the in the wild pics I'd get if I saw him. Shuffling around with his sports direct fan, vest top and and hand held fan with a face on him because of the heat
bleeping twats not even got a balcony.
Have we even seen him with a house plant (and I don’t mean Derek)?
He actually is the embodiment of the bubonic plague.Spent all that money on a fan, yet he still moans about the heat. The dickView attachment 2240647
Don't know where he is off to on his holiday but he needs to take mosquitoes in to account .. They are out of control here (Med) this year and don't normally bother me but this summer they are beyond crazy.
He will scratch himself raw with the itching. Luckily I know what to buy to control it. Can just see him in a Benidorm chemist trying to explain
He will scratch himself raw with the itching. Luckily I know what to buy to control it. Can just see him in a Benidorm chemist trying to explain
Is he seriously? Do they even let openly gay men dance about on their wee walk?
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He's hot and it's no fur him, but he's fine ma lovelie. Taps aff, 10 aff, #MariosMafia
Also it's actually deeply offensive to his Italian heritage that he let's his bespoke small business chums put mafia in his codes.
He's unbelievable. The man that has to borrow his brother's garden to sit in
Stoap trying tae be poash, it's a verandah he hisnae goat. Nae Jo Malone haun wash fur youse or wee Deek.
Maybe he got them to landscape his wee bush xxx
Thread title suggestion!The man that has to borrow his brother's garden to sit in
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Get tae staunchly ken ma lovelie
Cleaning with Mario #77 Shine bright like a £4 neon yellow pepper
Was I dreaming ma lovelies or did Martin not buy a winter coat at the start of this year and say he was he was putting it away for this winter? 🤔 ma lovelie, you read ma mind. Ahm sure he bought 2winter coats last spring to put away - and am sure one was a grey sleeping bag…… just like his...
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