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Mario trying to flip and shake his thick lustrous hair. I can’t am weak. Marion please, wear a wig if only just once. Just for your hummers and hunners of fans. The face he pulls at the end too
https://giphy.com/llbG8o5nDgx3PAJ2Jw
Ha! I thought he said it had to go . Wouldn’t Mario make the prefect 5th spice girl.... Tacky spice , I’m not sure. Or maybe boujee spice or trashyView attachment 122212 The dark grout only on one side is annoying me. Marion, I thought you had higher standards
A wig...View attachment 122183
Mario trying to flip and shake his thick lustrous hair. I can’t am weak. Marion please, wear a wig if only just once. Just for your hunners and hunners of fans. The face he pulls at the end too
https://giphy.com/llbG8o5nDgx3PAJ2Jw
His lack of taste, like Hinch, pains me.View attachment 122212 The dark grout only on one side is annoying me. Marion, I thought you had higher standards
Wonder if he pronounces it Jaiii 2 OWashed down by spritz. So aye had to go for the Rennies my lovelies
Mario and Derek have settled for each other. Resigned themselves to being in an unhappy relationship for fear of being alone.Apart from being tiny gaeghs, what do him and Derek have in common? I expect that, left to himself, wee Deek would have the flat decorated in a functional style, with a comfy sofa to kick back on while eating his ready meal, as well as to watch the fitba while cuddling Rayn. I bet he'd be happy with supermarket menswear rather than knock off designer too. He could spend other evenings playing fitba and Saturdays watching it. Instead, he's lumbered with a drama queen who insists he spends all his money on him, makes the flat stink of chemicals and loves no one but himself.
He was on a mission to buy Dettol, so ayeThis is code for he had to go on a tat run. So aye and so forth ...
Do Dyson do a defuser attachment for he hairdryer? I'd love to see Melvins 3 hairs all bouncy and curly likeHas he actually put an attachment on it?
I fucking love this thread
Yes! We knows this cos Melvin specified that although he won't use the diffuser "obviously", that it'll get used when "the lassies come round when they're going out"Do Dyson do a defuser attachment for he hairdryer? I'd love to see Melvins 3 hairs all bouncy and curly like
https://giphy.com/MURsKMKVsVgXu
Perfect for that eighties permed hair look. https://giphy.com/cIWhDpm6cKv1iE8KpXYes! We knows this cos Melvin specified that although he won't use the diffuser "obviously", that it'll get used when "the lassies come round when they're going out"
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