Cleanandgleamit #14 Miss Recreation - Wrinkliest neck in the nation

[Loustafford]

Anyone else bought up their morning brew after hearing her say she might need a lip splash that’s a 41 year old woman saying that not a chavvy 13 year old honestly my kids would be mortified if I said anything like that out loud in my house let alone on social media! Stop being an absolute grot and have a wash Georgia, it’s not in the slightest bit amusing saying stuff like that! In fact it’s vile, it would take 2 mins to have a quick shower no need to wash the hair that growing like the clappers either.

 

[Shelps]

Okay, so after a bike fall a couple of weeks ago, she’s still filming herself on her bike, literally explaining she can’t see because of the sun (that I’m sure she thinks is only visible on Shitter Island) and said there was a car coming and I didn’t see it. What is wrong with her?

My everyday life is as busy as it is for her this week 🥱 and I still manage to have a shower every day.
Eta

but then I’m not filming myself wiping out my washing machine seal every day would even bore
myself if I did it

 

[Shineyshine]

And we all know that she hasn’t been swimming since…. Wednesday was it? and the pool’s not open again until Tuesday. Grotty witch.

I don’t understand why Adam hasn’t told her she stinks, he seems to shower daily - she complains about cleaning it after him.

 

[Doingitforthegramhuntake2]

Was she not wearing shorts the other day??

 

[Holly1977]

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Was she not wearing shorts the other day??

Yes , she showed her burn line
Hope poor Maya wasn’t too desperate for a toilet this morning - got to wait for the bike ride to finish first

 

[Shineyshine]

She was absolutely manic on that bike ride. She couldn’t get her words out fast enough, almost foaming at the mouth. She’s so hyper about this weekend, it’s weird.

 

[spongey]

Her sister is so much more likable in every way, but she did just post a story of her riding around on her bike filming herself without a helmet on she also called the gig weekend, "the giggies" I almost switched sides for a second, then I remembered how bad our Georgia is...

 

[Karenharte17]

She actually makes me ill
She must smell horrendous
No way in the world is she ocd
Has to wipe the washing machine out
Has to mop the floor before she can relax
Why not be ocd about having a shower
& actually ironing your clothes when you “work” in a clothes store
Can’t cope

 

[Computer says no]

Tastes amazing apparently

 

[Shineyshine]

Tastes amazing apparently

She now craves it…

 

[Karenharte17]

She now craves it…

How she pinches the skin on her hands
Course you can’t pinch the skin when your hands in a fist
My god
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Look at all that stock on them shelves
I spy body shop too
That will be in the beauty boxes

 

[spongey]

HOW MANY DOTS?

I thought she was soooo busy and barely had time to eat lunch

 

[RubyTuesday39]

Glad Joan’s got plenty of work this weekend so he doesn’t have to be nagged and screeched at by his appalling mother.
Adam definitely reads here doesn’t he “it’s 10.30 and you’re just starting work”

 

[Holly1977]

Always looking at how great things are like the pop up bar but not joining in . Best not when there’s a top up vacuum to be done

 

[Shineyshine]

How she pinches the skin on her hands
Course you can’t pinch the skin when your hands in a fist
My god
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Look at all that stock on them shelves
I spy body shop too
That will be in the beauty boxes

Nearly as buckled as Mario’s bedroom shelves under the weight of all the shite…
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Always looking at how great things are like the pop up bar but not joining in . Best not when there’s a top up vacuum to be done

I couldn’t believe it when she walked past all the fab stuff going on, and went home to hoover Sad cow. The one weekend of the year that there’s anything to do in that place.

 

[Shelps]

This morning I was thinking there could be nothing more tedious than Georgia banging on about the gig weekend. Then she filmed it. Even more tedious. Surely the only people interested, are actually there

 

[Little Miss Planner]

Tell me you read tattle Georgia without telling me.....getting the "gig" count up for us today eh

Also, if this boat race is so ammmaaaaaaaazing and, wait for it, the old faithful "incredible " to watch, why in the hell is she home hoovering

 

[Tamij]

The amount of boring stories. Frame after frame of bleeping rowing boats, and if it’s not them it’s shilling crap with ad after ad. I can’t imagine ANY of her followers has watched all of this without skipping some. How tedious.
She must’ve reached her story limit today!

 

[Shineyshine]

Those stories in the pub tonight. She’s always on the outside watching everyone else having fun, never seems to be in on it herself. Whether that’s because they ignore her when she’s filming them, and she’s always filming them, who knows? Surely nobody wants to be on camera when they’re getting pissed with their mates, knowing that it’s going to be posted on Instagram.

Her sister looked like she was having a blast, and Davina was having a great time. With Georgia it seemed forced and put on for show.

 

[Whenlifegivesyoulemons]

When she said pit and lip splash i naively thought she meant her upper lip was sweaty, i did think it was odd to say, but it's Georgia... But now reading here it seems she means her "lady lips" - no?