Claireamandaslimmingworld

[Snarkypants]

They make that 40g go that far because they're tweaking shit out of them against the SW rules. Just add 40g oats, 6 eggs, 3 mullershites, 8 tbsp of baking powder, 4 leprechaun nipples, and the tears of Margaret Miles Bramwell. Bake at 250 for 85 minutes. Et voila.

Dont forget to top with just a 'teaspoon' choc shit, just half a tsp of biscoff (emphasis on the scoff) and just 2g of squirty cream

 

[Instafamous1]

Has anyone seen the ‘chocolate eclairs’ they make out of the promise gluten free rollls, custard with gelatine and low fat cream which are then rolled in sweetener surely just eat a chocolate eclair would be less hassle and probably less calories! Also portion sizes are just ridiculous

 

[Foundmypeople]

They’ve been quiet for the last month. I’m never sure if that’s due to Claire’s I’ll-health or to (another) massive weight gain.

OR. They just fucking ate eachother?

 

[Beadyeye]

 

[Snarkypants]

Swear they only own one mug

They have 83.2k mugs according to insta

 

[insta(sham)]

Has anyone seen the ‘chocolate eclairs’ they make out of the promise gluten free rollls, custard with gelatine and low fat cream which are then rolled in sweetener surely just eat a chocolate eclair would be less hassle and probably less calories! Also portion sizes are just ridiculous

All the while, the small minority of people who actually have a gluten intolerance and would really like to buy these products can’t actually get their hands on them because these wankers are stockpiling them in their freezers along with shed loads of porky lights, 10 cal jellies and other processed and chemical packed foods which they believe because SW say so are magical foods that will help them loose weight.

Those eclair monstrosities CANNOT possibly taste good - there are probably less calories in the real thing and they probably contain more nutritional benefits (all be it both options are not particularly nutritionally balanced). I genuinely wonder with some of these things whether they actually eat it, or whether it’s for likes and followers. Just cannot possibly taste good.

 

[flamingo29]

The best bit is when they use Mcdonalds wrappers or takeaway tubs to put their food in just so they can get likes on the gram.. infuriating that the environment has to suffer just for a few extra likes

 

[Wowwwwwwwww]

ALLERGIC TO FRUIT AND VEG

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

DECEASED

 

[Foundmypeople]

What a couple of greedy piggy bastards. I didn’t know this page existed, came across it while I was slagging off Harry Prickard. I’m pretty sure their Instagram feed could end world hunger you know.

 

[Lalalalaaaaaa85]

Is this supposed to be 40g oats each again?

They could cure world hunger with their 40g oats! Get these women a Nobel Prize

 

[JayS]

I don't understand all the SW accounts who make "donuts" or "mug cakes" out of stupid ingredients or have "treat plates" after dinner cos "that's why you have syns!! 11!"

These are the people who fail at dieting because their unhealthy relationship with food hasn't changed - it's just supplemented with sweetener /0% fat derivatives.

 

[Prodcon21]

I called them out on their portion sizes once. Set their sheep on me. Including Harry Packard who sent abusive DMs!
They’re portion are just vulgar and greed. No need for it at all.

 

[DozyDora]

Also Claire and Amanda, we don’t think your profiterole breakfast sundae dishes are 40g oats. What you say to that?

 

[misslaurennightingale@yah]

I just discovered Tattle Life. It's definitely the place for me, where I can air my opinions without kiss arses attacking me anyway in all seriousness I hope Claire and Amanda are ok, they haven't posted for a while. As much as I admire what they were able to do with food and lose weight with it, they were not good ambassadors for SW and shouldnt have been advertising them. No speed, guessing syns and ridiculous portion sizes.

 

[TheFabFader]

The comments on the ‘troll’ post are gold, lots of praise for their healthy food and fabulous presentation skills. Deluded, the whole bloody lot of them.

 

[Lalalalaaaaaa85]

They always have zero fizzy drinks. Now I love Diet Coke, I have one can a day when I’m at work. That’s it. These guys????

They’re probably allergic to water

 

[twonkradar]

Flapping as they lard about

I had to go back about three pages to disinfect my poor brain....I thought the "Flapping as they lard about" was a reference to their sex life...thank goodness I read back...trauma slightly lessened!

 

[elloelloello]

Seriously who the fuck eats Terrys Chocolate Orange and whipped cream for breakfast, animals

 

[Dontspillthemilk]

Seriously who the fuck eats Terrys Chocolate Orange and whipped cream for breakfast, animals

Just have a fucking banana

 

[elloelloello]

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*immediately follows*

So those who dislike fruit and veg/are allergic are immune from the diet rules? Animals