Ffs that’s made me pmslFittest??? Hahahahahahahaahah
Survival of the fattest more likefighting over a sea of beige and slop
a blur of bellies and bingo wings 
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a blur of bellies and bingo wings 
They have 83.2k mugs according to insta
I slept for 12 hours last night, its replenished my snarky pant juiceYou’re on fire tonight you!
You need to sleep like that every night, bloody hilarious!!I slept for 12 hours last night, its replenished my snarky pant juice
I'll get my lavender. By lavender, I mean valium.
no
It’s the Costa cup or Irn Bru.
Flapping as they lard aboutFfs that’s made me pmsl
I had to go back about three pages to disinfect my poor brain....I thought the "Flapping as they lard about" was a reference to their sex life...thank goodness I read back...trauma slightly lessened!
Just use a plate. Please.
Of course Prickard likes this
Beige brigadeOf course Prickard likes this
It's so bloody irresponsible!
They always have zero fizzy drinks. Now I love Diet Coke, I have one can a day when I’m at work. That’s it. These guys????What’s with the fizzy drinks? Oh because they’re free they’re also ok in unlimited amounts I’m guessing
I’m partial to a Pepsi max cherry but they advertise it like it’s a bleeping meal deal
What the actual duck!
I bet their teeth are in bits