Claire Chanelle #3 Congrats come too late and now bragging about baby weights?!?

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She’s just so thick I can’t even watch.
Baby “exsentials” ? birf?

She should buy fewer Ermays and spend the money she’s saved on either education or elocution.

Doesn’t matter how many Hermes she has. she’s still an absolute chav.
 
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Is Claire giving birth in the wilderness? Everything she's packing is available in the hospital and, w all her bragging she does about having private heathcare, you'd think Mz. Errmez would be giving birth in the same hospital the royals give birth. I just don't get it.
 
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Claire cannot dress. That cream dress with the yellow Chanel and black Orans looks ridiculous. Her forever "Tomboy-ing it up" (which is such an antiquated way of saying you're adding an edge to your lewk) with the Prada bomber is such an eyesore. Some people can pull off the dainty + edgy looks. Claire cannot.
 
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OMG the family bump pics. I know Paris is second gen re $. His father fell into $ so he is as gauche as Claire when it comes to finally have two nickels to rub together BUT can someone hire this family a stylist and a nutritionist bc they all look a mess.
 
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OMG the family bump pics. I know Paris is second gen re $. His father fell into $ so he is as gauche as Claire when it comes to finally have two nickels to rub together BUT can someone hire this family a stylist and a nutritionist bc they all look a mess.
Does anyone know how Paris’ family made their money?
 
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The new baby looks very sweet. Always a blessing when they arrive safely.

However, it bugs me that she was asking a few days ago whether people thought this baby would be huge like Honore was, when she knew full well at that moment point what it had weighed! I had forgotten how obsessed she was with baby weight 😂

Any guesses for the name? I wonder whether they will go French again
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I just googled Paris by his real name to see if I could work out where the family money came from and instead found this…

Canine aqua specialist!! 🥴

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Aw she is lovely, will definitely be French I’d guess something like Elodie or Aurelie.

18th may though, avoided having the Gemini baby that she was so concerned about 🤔
 
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The new baby looks very sweet. Always a blessing when they arrive safely.

However, it bugs me that she was asking a few days ago whether people thought this baby would be huge like Honore was, when she knew full well at that moment point what it had weighed! I had forgotten how obsessed she was with baby weight 😂

Any guesses for the name? I wonder whether they will go French again
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I just googled Paris by his real name to see if I could work out where the family money came from and instead found this…

Canine aqua specialist!! 🥴

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This is not what I expected. Does he still have his own business ventures?
 
Aw she is lovely, will definitely be French I’d guess something like Elodie or Aurelie.

18th may though, avoided having the Gemini baby that she was so concerned about 🤔
What is wrong with a Gemini baby? Gemini adult here!
 
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The new baby looks very sweet. Always a blessing when they arrive safely.

However, it bugs me that she was asking a few days ago whether people thought this baby would be huge like Honore was, when she knew full well at that moment point what it had weighed! I had forgotten how obsessed she was with baby weight 😂

Any guesses for the name? I wonder whether they will go French again
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I just googled Paris by his real name to see if I could work out where the family money came from and instead found this…

Canine aqua specialist!! 🥴

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Yeah I think it’s just stupid and makes me wonder about the truth in all she says. By all means keep the birth a secret, I’m always secretly pleased if someone manages a few days of peace before everyone starts asking questions and wanting to know it all. But don’t take your audience for a bunch of fools, asking about the weight as if she was sitting getting stressed with the worry of it knowing the exact weight of the baby in her arms seems
Very disingenuous. If she hadn’t shown her face but added a few links to her stories nobody would have questioned if she had had the baby.
 
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What is wrong with a Gemini baby? Gemini adult here!
You’ll have to take that one up with Claire. On a Q&A around the time she announced she said something about they wouldn’t have chosen to have a gemini baby but it’s now their destiny and wrote a long paragraph about how Gemini clashes with hers and Onny boys signs and asked if anyone had any experience with it.
 
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The new baby looks very sweet. Always a blessing when they arrive safely.

However, it bugs me that she was asking a few days ago whether people thought this baby would be huge like Honore was, when she knew full well at that moment point what it had weighed! I had forgotten how obsessed she was with baby weight 😂

Any guesses for the name? I wonder whether they will go French again
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I just googled Paris by his real name to see if I could work out where the family money came from and instead found this…

Canine aqua specialist!! 🥴

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Yes, the baby is adorable. Always happy for a healthy baby.
Claire…had a scheduled c-section…but she was early and they could’ve taken her away (cant be both hon. Either scheduled or early)…okay drama. She’s going to have some dramatic no one had it worse than us drama. I had so much fluid…oh my!
oh, and I love how please respect my privacy, (pause to shill some vitamins that will definitely help you get pregnant or maybe not), privacy!, post ten stories, privacy!!
She’s probably bummed the baby is small. Sigh. She’s such an idiot.
 
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Yes, the baby is adorable. Always happy for a healthy baby.
Claire…had a scheduled c-section…but she was early and they could’ve taken her away (cant be both hon. Either scheduled or early)…okay drama. She’s going to have some dramatic no one had it worse than us drama. I had so much fluid…oh my!
oh, and I love how please respect my privacy, (pause to shill some vitamins that will definitely help you get pregnant or maybe not), privacy!, post ten stories, privacy!!
She’s probably bummed the baby is small. Sigh. She’s such an idiot.
She is an utter chav 24/7. She acts as if she’s a celeb with paparazzi waiting outside of hospital to get a photo of her. I had a laugh how many times she shared the baby’s room bc of the partnership. Absolutely no one cares or clicked on it, clearly.
 
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She is an utter chav 24/7. She acts as if she’s a celeb with paparazzi waiting outside of hospital to get a photo of her. I had a laugh how many times she shared the baby’s room bc of the partnership. Absolutely no one cares or clicked on it, clearly.
The baby’s room with nothing in it except the things she was gifted
 
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Have I missed her becoming religious all of a sudden? Girl you did IVF this was science not Jesus
 
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Have I missed her becoming religious all of a sudden? Girl you did IVF this was science not Jesus
She’s been pretty open about being religious actually. I mean she doesn’t talk about religion all the time but I’ve seen her talk about it every once in a while on her stories
 
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She’s been pretty open about being religious actually. I mean she doesn’t talk about religion all the time but I’ve seen her talk about it every once in a while on her stories
Claire is a part of some church that is v reminiscent of megachurches in the US. Young pastor who lives a bougie life by milking their parishioners for $ to float that lifestyle. I'm not sure when Claire "found the Lord", but it always felt a bit peddling to the masses. Look at mormon influencers and the $ they get from their crazy ass mormon followers.

I am just excited for Claire and Julien to realize how different life with two is. Claire has kids for the holiday cards. Period. Her mum-may is their gratis nan-nay. And while I'm sure she mooches off of everyone for childcare, unless they get an au pair, they will be in for a rude awakening. Making popcorn now!
 
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Claire is a part of some church that is v reminiscent of megachurches in the US. Young pastor who lives a bougie life by milking their parishioners for $ to float that lifestyle. I'm not sure when Claire "found the Lord", but it always felt a bit peddling to the masses. Look at mormon influencers and the $ they get from their crazy ass mormon followers.

I am just excited for Claire and Julien to realize how different life with two is. Claire has kids for the holiday cards. Period. Her mum-may is their gratis nan-nay. And while I'm sure she mooches off of everyone for childcare, unless they get an au pair, they will be in for a rude awakening. Making popcorn now!
I'm giving them 6 months tops until they hire an au pair.
Of course, she will be hidden from us plebs to continue the narrative of the hardworking boss babe CEO mum-may.

(Btw mum-may, nan-nay made me lol)
 
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I'm giving them 6 months tops until they hire an au pair.
Of course, she will be hidden from us plebs to continue the narrative of the hardworking boss babe CEO mum-may.

(Btw mum-may, nan-nay made me lol)
Oh and of course it will have to be a Norland Nanny at the very least !
 
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Au pairs are few and far between in UK since brexit and the rules changed so they might find themselves having to stump up a bit more money to pay for a proper nanny if they can’t cope
 
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