Chloe Lauren #3 that boring nobody even thought of a thread title

[mrtumble]

Going to have to unfollow I think, it has all just become so vacuous. She has got to the point where she doesn't have any other content than 'stuff I've bought'. Imagine living your life like that? Today my job is to buy a load of stuff and then film myself waffling about why I bought it. Must make you go slowly mad. The life of an influencer is definitely not what it's cracked up to be!

I could swear years ago she used to film days out with the kids etc. I followed her because her twins are a similar age to my eldest.

 

[Sweetbutpsycho]

I have never seen a person fancy themselves as much as she does! Honestly imagine having "Pretty Woman" as the music on one of your reels of whilst eyefucking yourself

 

[MakeMineADouble]

The fake Hermes throw is so tacky.

 

[HotDawg]

Not bothered but keeps banging on about being fined for taking the "cows" out of school!

She is advertising that she’s not rich enough to afford 10 days in the school holidays!

 

[Aoifeee__x]

“Who invented summer holidays?” Teachers need a break from raising your children Chloe. We need time to eye fuck our selves too

 

[MakeMineADouble]

Jesus christ those shoes are horrific. She would literally wear my nans wardrobe if it was designer.

 

[yogiessexdubs]

She’s an unbearable narc, fuck off no one cares about your cult holiday or you looking like a gremlin in a wig.

 

[MakeMineADouble]

She aspires to look rich. The irony is it looks incredibly cheap.

 

[MakeMineADouble]

I’m surprised there’s hardly any Disney content?! I thought there would be loads

Because it goes against her beige aesthetic

 

[Whatwouldyoudo]

I wonder how many prams their taking this time

 

[Hushpuppy]

I know this is super petty (I'm in a bad mood today) but the amount of times she stirred that green drink really wound me up and the constant clanging of the spoon on the side gave me the ick.

Hahahahaa. I am very aware this says much more about me and my bad mood than her, but I needed to get it off my chest!

 

[lulu321]

Her new reel you’ve only spent so much time with your kids cause you have taken them out of school to go on holiday. Not relatable

 

[Acd97]

Anyone see her ‘outfit check’ stories with her girls? Drives me mad how she’s literally raising her daughters to be obsessed with material items, obsessed with their image and appearance, obsessed with what they wear. You can tell how they pout and pose already into the camera that they’re going to grow up with a really unfortunate attitude towards looks and what they should or shouldn’t look like, wear etc. I fear for them becoming teens . has it occurred to Chloe to actually teach her daughters some decent morals about being kind humans and nice people rather than just obsessed with shopping and clothes? She says the girls beg her to go shopping.. they’re children they would have only learnt that behaviour, they weren’t born loving home bargains by magic!

 

[mrtumble]

In the latest episode of 'stuff I've bought', watch me scour Selfridges for the cheapest items they sell, just so I can brag on Instagram about having some designer things.

Is it just me or is that really not what followers want? Don't they want examples of stuff they could buy and how to wear those things?

 

[Chatterbox2412]

And again more clothes but the same as ever joggers, T-shirts , plain tops , crop jackets , bomber jacket etc how much clothes does she need or is she one of the ones that wears it once and never wears it again

I think she orders loads, posts the links to get the money from affiliations and then she returns a lot of it

 

[Ck2020]

I’d 100% take a vaginal birth over a c section! (I’ve had both). Got my successful vbac and nothing at all was ‘destroyed’ down there. I was lucky I didn’t need stitches or anything. However does she not realise that cutting through a scar for the THIRD time is gonna absolutely destroy her? She’s gonna be in a lot of pain, the thought of going through that again makes me shiver.

 

[Sweetbutpsycho]

Not at all.... Maybe it's because you dress them all the same and you constantly refer to them as triplets even though it's blatantly obvious you have twins and another daughter
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She is full of shit! Many times she has referred to them as triplets the liar!

 

[Chatterbox2412]

She’s the most basic bitch going. Her content is dire and she has absolutely zero substance about her - she’s just fillers, posing & shopping. I have no idea why anyone follows her

 

[sh1tsandgiggles]

When she does this weird “trying on clothes” thing and keeps looking off into the garden- WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU WEIRDO??
God I f*cking ate her

 

[Rippedjeanmaybe]

She looks haggard for 34, I thought she was around 40.

She literally has no hobbies or life interests other than admiring herself and buying designer shite, what a shallow life.