watermelon sugar
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I’ve just got into bed. I changed my bedsheets today so the beds super soft and comfy 
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DCICassieStuart
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Did you tell the baby that he has really bad timing?Morning!! I went to bed at 8:45 last night and I’ve had a proper nice sleepI was having a dream about Jack Grealish when the baby woke me up at about 5.20, got him in bed with me and he fell back asleep til 6.45! Might get an early night more often! Hope everyone had a good day!
A few weeks ago I was having a dream about snogging John Bercow and before anything else could happen, the cat jumped on the bed and woke me 
No treats for her that day! 
Boredofthegram
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I’ve done the 5000 get fit perving over Rick today. It was Britney, bee gees, banging!
Work was alright, school was meh as got called in for sons behaviour so now I’m public enemy no1 for him as I’ve said no YouTube/tablet time this evening. Kids!
Curry for dinner at least and am ravenous!
Work was alright, school was meh as got called in for sons behaviour so now I’m public enemy no1 for him as I’ve said no YouTube/tablet time this evening. Kids!
Curry for dinner at least and am ravenous!
watermelon sugar
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I could do with watching last weeks bake off before tomorrow’s, I’ve still not watched it 
don’t think my fella will be too happy about it though he wants to watch his shows 
don’t think my fella will be too happy about it though he wants to watch his shows 
Penguin86
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BelleAmie
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I thought the mascara was good but not necessarily better than sex
I feel like whoever named it has just had a really poor sex life
ordinaryjelly
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Morning all from the hospital closer to home.
Tales from the NHS Hotel #2. It is only 10 am and we have already had a punch up. I am in a room with three beds. The other two are occupied by elderly women, one of whom is confused. She tried to get in the other ladies bed and sparked fisticuffs, full on punching and slapping. Who knew 80 year olds could be so ferocious. We now have a nurse sat in here babysitting everyone in case they kick off again.
I am hoping for a hair wash today but I don't think it is likely. Other than that I shall bury myself in my Kindle and ignore the drama around me.
No news yet on if I was granted funding for the private rehab hospital.
Tales from the NHS Hotel #2. It is only 10 am and we have already had a punch up. I am in a room with three beds. The other two are occupied by elderly women, one of whom is confused. She tried to get in the other ladies bed and sparked fisticuffs, full on punching and slapping. Who knew 80 year olds could be so ferocious. We now have a nurse sat in here babysitting everyone in case they kick off again.
I am hoping for a hair wash today but I don't think it is likely. Other than that I shall bury myself in my Kindle and ignore the drama around me.
No news yet on if I was granted funding for the private rehab hospital.
WilmaHun
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Thelmachops
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I'm going out 
tonight! We normally go to a 90's night but are having to make do with an 80's one instead..
tonight! We normally go to a 90's night but are having to make do with an 80's one instead..
Penguin86
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I'm off to set up a thread about you
ordinaryjelly
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If it makes you feel better the staff forgot to input our evening meals into the system so no-one her got any supper.You guys make me jealous of all your good snacks. Don't think i even have any chocolates in the house
They tried to then palm us off with left over soup from lunchtime.
Thankfully my mum is coming to my rescue!
watermelon sugar
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Someone help me I’ve took the baby to see his Nanna (fellas mum) and he’s decided to start saying Nana, you’d think that was a good thing but she’s got her phone out scrolling through photos of herself and she keeps shouting ‘who’s that?’ And the baby keeps going ‘nana nana nana nana nana nana’ cos she’s scrolling through that many photos of herself 
vain cow #prayforwatermelon
vain cow #prayforwatermelon
GladiatorReady
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Remind me to not go this long without a work break again - I'm burnt out.
watermelon sugar
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Omg I just done a body combat exercise on get fit with Rick and I’m sweating it was well fun as well I 100% recommend
it was well fun as well I 100% recommend 