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ordinaryjelly
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Well ladies, my Tuesday afternoon has taken a turn. Scroll on if poo talk is not for you.
They sent me for an xray this morning as I have not pooped since Thursday and have been vomiting and feeling sick.
So, I am laying here minding my own business this afternoon when Dishy Doctor approaches and says "I need to examine your back passage" Well, before I could blink he has his finger up my bum and is telling my all about my back passage and the state of my poop. I have never felt more discombobulated. The NHS. The gift that keeps on giving.
Dishy Doctor said he will be back later. Who knows what treat he has in store for me then.
Why is it always the hunky ones that do these jobs?!
They sent me for an xray this morning as I have not pooped since Thursday and have been vomiting and feeling sick.
So, I am laying here minding my own business this afternoon when Dishy Doctor approaches and says "I need to examine your back passage" Well, before I could blink he has his finger up my bum and is telling my all about my back passage and the state of my poop. I have never felt more discombobulated. The NHS. The gift that keeps on giving.
Dishy Doctor said he will be back later. Who knows what treat he has in store for me then.
Why is it always the hunky ones that do these jobs?!
Peaches_xox
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I’m having such a busy work day. It’s month end which makes it horrific. Anyway found out today that I didn’t get the job I went for! They gave it to somebody else who already works in that team. I’m not too disheartened as I wasn’t keen on the team and I got some really great feedback and they said the next one that comes up I can have if I still want it. It has fucked up my 100% success rate at interviews though 
Peaches_xox
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@Penguin86 they still do biff and chip books. Little peaches brings them home from school sometimes but this week he got a dr suess book. I was thinking are they joking. Do you know how long this is going to take to read!
@WilmaHun I absolutely hate it when you turn up looking casual and a friend looks proper nice. Makes me feel well ugly
I have just logged off from work. I’ve remembered that bald annoying fella is on bake off these days so it’s a no from me! I started re watching ‘you’ last night so I’ll just carry on with that whilst I STARVE because I’m really trying to be good now!
@WilmaHun I absolutely hate it when you turn up looking casual and a friend looks proper nice. Makes me feel well ugly
I have just logged off from work. I’ve remembered that bald annoying fella is on bake off these days so it’s a no from me! I started re watching ‘you’ last night so I’ll just carry on with that whilst I STARVE because I’m really trying to be good now!
Moongirl69
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We're away for the holiday weekend so Mr is in charge of making breakfast and just delivered my tea in bed. 2 minis are snoozing still. It's beautiful and quite remote where we are
so lots of walks on the beach and fresh air today for us.
so lots of walks on the beach and fresh air today for us.
Raymond Luxury-Yacht
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Morning everyone!
Woke up early today and decided to clean up a little before leaving. Turns out my vacuum cleaner is broken?! I might as well suck the dust in with my mouth, would be just as effective. I’m annoyed and can’t wait for the weekend
Woke up early today and decided to clean up a little before leaving. Turns out my vacuum cleaner is broken?! I might as well suck the dust in with my mouth, would be just as effective. I’m annoyed and can’t wait for the weekend
watermelon sugar
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You’re all so sweet 
I messaged you guys before I even let my fella and my mum know how I got on 
I messaged you guys before I even let my fella and my mum know how I got on
watermelon sugar
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maybe she’s one of those sex hotline people
Peaches_xox
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I called school a couple of hours ago as I couldn’t shake it off my mind. They said he was fine within a few mins 
they want us to go in every Wednesday morning. Not sure how I feel about it. His dad might have to go next week
@ordinaryjelly I really hope they accept you! Got everything crossed for you!
they want us to go in every Wednesday morning. Not sure how I feel about it. His dad might have to go next week @ordinaryjelly I really hope they accept you! Got everything crossed for you!
GladiatorReady
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I'm lucky at Christmas - I only have my parents and possibly a work secret santa to buy for. My nana's present comes from 'the family.'
Speaking of money grubbing relatives though - Before we went NC with my older sister she used to ruin every single Christmas by throwing a tantrum about not getting enough gifts (even in her 30s), would sulk, and then demand to be taken home early. Anything my parents got her that wasn't 'good enough' for her, she just left behind.
Speaking of money grubbing relatives though - Before we went NC with my older sister she used to ruin every single Christmas by throwing a tantrum about not getting enough gifts (even in her 30s), would sulk, and then demand to be taken home early. Anything my parents got her that wasn't 'good enough' for her, she just left behind.
ordinaryjelly
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Evening all. I had a lovely visit with my mum, she brought me a home made cheese and onion pasty and home made cheese straws for lunch and it was divine. So nice to see her.
All afternoon I have been thinking about McDonalds fries and how much I neeeeeeed them. I cannot have then and instead was served this delightful hospital dinner.
But please someone bring me fries and an ice cold coke black.
All afternoon I have been thinking about McDonalds fries and how much I neeeeeeed them. I cannot have then and instead was served this delightful hospital dinner.
But please someone bring me fries and an ice cold coke black.Attachments
GladiatorReady
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After feeling too unwell for a while I managed to get up and make myself a proper tea (tuna, tomato and salad wraps) tonight - it probably seems silly but I'm pretty proud of myself 
Got an instant pot coming tomorrow - in theory I can just throw raw food at it, press a couple of buttons and then it gives me cooked food, so hopefully that will make it easier to keep on top of eating properly.
Got an instant pot coming tomorrow - in theory I can just throw raw food at it, press a couple of buttons and then it gives me cooked food, so hopefully that will make it easier to keep on top of eating properly.
GladiatorReady
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No plans for the evening. I've been in bed since 4 and will be here until tomorrow morning - had a nap after work and woke up feeling rough again. I think it's just that time of year where you're ill for a few days, fine for a week then ill for a few days and repeat.
Peaches_xox
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That reminds me as well actually I absolutely do NOT play secret Santa at work. What a load of shit! You stress yourself out over what you’re getting the person to end up with a load of crap back.
I once got a ‘grow a boyfriend’ and a dot to dot of willys book … but I’d been with my fella for about 7 years at the time so struggled to see the relevance?!
I once got a ‘grow a boyfriend’ and a dot to dot of willys book … but I’d been with my fella for about 7 years at the time so struggled to see the relevance?!
Penguin86
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Awww bless ya. When I used to babysit my godchildren whilst their mum was enjoying the single life I used to worry, especially with M because she used to sleep like the dead as a baby. She still does as a teenageryeah when he was a newborn I couldn’t sleep cos I was too paranoid about him! I remember once I done a night feed at 2am and just stayed awake till like 9pm the next day because my fella was asleep and I was too worried about the babyI’m not that bad anymore but any Little noise I’m up!
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