Chit chat #4

[watermelon sugar]

Morning!! I went to bed at 8:45 last night and I’ve had a proper nice sleep I was having a dream about Jack Grealish when the baby woke me up at about 5.20, got him in bed with me and he fell back asleep til 6.45! Might get an early night more often! Hope everyone had a good day!

 

[Peaches_xox]

That reminds me I need a new mascara. My mum bought me a waterproof one by accident and it fucks me off that it’s impossible to wash off.

My fellas gone away for the weekend with his mates, he just popped back to pick something up and we found an old packet of fags behind our speaker. Neither of us smoke anymore but we reckon these were mine cos of the brand. Must have been there for at least 4 years

 

[watermelon sugar]

So tomorrow I’m going to my first ever mum & toddler playgroup thing I had my little boy about 3 weeks before first lockdown began so they were all closed, and he’s not in nursery. Tbh i am the shyest person ever and the thought of going to it gives me anxiety but my mum keeps badgering me saying I should take him to one, and it’d be good for me, and good for the baby, especially as he’s not in nursery so not around other babies, and I don’t know anyone where I live cos I’m not from round here sooooo…… I’m giving it a go tomorrow I’m dreading it tbh. Feel like I’m gonna have a nervy B. I’m the most socially awkward person going

 

[WilmaHun]

I was in Morrisons on my lunch break looking for a meal deal. Saw a Southern Fried Chicken wrap and thought that looks nice. Got it. Devoured it. Beautiful. I don't eat meat so dunno what came over me but god it was nice. Groundbreaking stuff from me today guys.

 

[watermelon sugar]

Yeah but this doesn’t look any more comfortable!

I’d rather sit on a stool than be in the squat position

 

[hereforthememe]

I'm stressed and anxious regarding the energy situation I need to switch off from the news for a bit

 

[AlanBanan]

A bit of an update,my mam rang me last night to tell Me she accidentally dyed her hair blue last night, she bought a cheap blonde dye out of the pound shop, and it turned her hair a blue grey and i haven’t stopped laughing since.

 

[Penguin86]

The one that apparently shagged after a roast dinner?

Whaaaaat. Surely after a roast you would explode (and I don't mean the happy ending kind)

 

[coconochanel]

I’m in a Pizza Hut. Pizza makes me nervous as do the salad bars. But it’s all good

Keep an eye out you might spot Prince Andrew.

 

[watermelon sugar]

I bought the baby his first Christmas present the other day and I put it away, same day my fella found it, thought it looked good and opened it and gave it to him

 

[GladiatorReady]

I managed to pressure cook something! I decided to wing it and made a butternut squash, chickpea and vegetable stew (and leftovers) - it is so nice, although I used way too much water.


I'm excited to see how good it is with an actual recipe now

 

[ordinaryjelly]

@watermelon sugar the first time i took Middle Jelly (of course it was him) to a toddler group he bit the organisers child in a fight over a Tomy Tiger toy and then threw a Toot Toot car in the face of another child. At biscuit and juice time he stole the kids beside him biscuits and would not hand them back. (He is not so violent now!) I burst into tears and spilled my drink in my hurry to leave but another mum stepped in and was nice to me and sorted it all out. Am sure your debut tomorrow cannot possibly be as bad as mine.

 

[WilmaHun]

I've just fell out with my MIL and it feels so good knowing I haven't got to see her this weekend like planned now. (Does this make me a bad person?)

 

[Boredofthegram]

inset day here so we’ve been swimming and made these cookies. It’s raining here now so he’s watching you tubers and I’m about to get on the treadmill for a bit. I’m starting my 10k plan again as I’ve been a bit lazy with it for a while.

 

[Thelmachops]

My night out was interesting..my friend spent the night being chatted up by a persistent 64 year old, we are 42! He was only a few years younger than her dad!

 

[Penguin86]

Im in my happy place - bed.

I loomed 3 hats for charity today to keep my mind busy.

Think it's a snuggle up with films and eat chocolate kind of evening.

What is everyone elses plans?

 

[GladiatorReady]

Decided to get a chip-shop tea. Walking there I was rounding a corner when I saw this Dachshund pulling forward and being pulled back on its lead - it was wanting to chase either a huge rat or a hedgehog (it ran like a rat and shuffled like a hedgehog - a hograt?)

I try to walk behind it and it flips. Starts barking its head off and trying to get at me. I'm sure I could have beat it in a fight but the owner just kept shrugging and going 'oh sorry' and then not moving. I couldn't go past without getting closer to them but he eventually moved. So blooming gormless

It reminded me of the freakiest dog hybrid I've ever seen - the Pit Bull x Dachshund - I promise you, this is not photoshopped - there is video of it -

 

[Meangirl815]

Morning guys I've been up since 6am not a great sleep but not too bad either.
Had a dream my oldest kid ate my last galaxy ripple. Had to check the fridge in a panic

 

[Penguin86]

Having a really down day. Meh.
Don't even know why.
Here's a pic of Pixie annoyed that I put a blanket over her

 

[Peaches_xox]

Mini peaches is not long home from school right, he comes through the door with his dad and I took one look at him and said erm those are not his trousers. His dad was like ‘what, how can you tell, they look like the trousers he went to school in’ I said ‘erm cos I’m his mum and I know what clothes I buy him?!’ And mr peaches is like ‘all grey school trousers are the same though’ and he can not comprehend that I can tell the difference between trousers I sent my child to school in vs trousers he came home in. Anyway no idea where my child’s actual trousers are or who’s trousers we have