Halloumi & Bacon YES... With egg? HELL NAW
How can you NOT like bacon?! Is it the same as with coriander? Some gene?
Oh speaking of deliveries - I did Christmas data entry temp work at Yodel once. If we couldn't read what the driver had written on their little screen, we had to mark the delivery as 'received'.
If any of your guy's packages went missing in December 2012 I most humbly apologise.
i will never eat halloumi again without thinking of dolphinsI hate halloumi it’s so squeaky and the texture of is what I imagine eating a dolphin would be like
Chinese for tea for me like it is 6 nights a week
Look on the bright side - when Mini reaches his terrible twosI’ve just got to my fellas Nans ready for our flat viewing and my fellas mum is here as well and she’s already shouting ‘ARE YOU GONNA LIVE NEXT DOOR TO NANNA’ kill . Me . Now
Whaaaat? I did not know about the mouthwash either?! Why is that?Having an early dinner of leftover spaghetti and meatballs. Got nobody to lady and the woman it with me so I can be an animal on my own with no regards to table manners
The rest of the night will hopefully be calm so I can take a shower, read, write and feel like myself a little bit.
ALSO... Was anyone going to tell me that you're not supposed to rinse your mouth after brushing your teeth or was I supposed to find that out from a twitter thread I wonder what else I'm doing all wrong. Apparently I'm only supposed to spit out the excess and let the toothpaste do its thing in there. Feels like a lot of unsupervised action in my mouth tbh.
The dog is like, here we go againOmg just viewed the house, it’s proper nice you know. It’s 3 storey I thought it was just 2! Dunno what to do. I just had to share this pic, this is what their like