Does anyone else’s fella take 3-5 working days on the toilet ??
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This is me right now, I've just got home from work and MiniGlenCoco is very hyper so I'm hiding in the toilet for 5 minutes
I’ve just logged off from work. Feeling proper down in the dumps about 
life I was hoping for a stress free happy 2022 but it doesn’t look like it’s happening. Apparently the contract is being chased up for my new job so at least that’s something 
life I was hoping for a stress free happy 2022 but it doesn’t look like it’s happening. Apparently the contract is being chased up for my new job so at least that’s something Yes!!! What the hell do they do in there? Actually nobody answer that. NOBODY ANSWER!! Some info just doesn't need to be shared
Thank you lovelies for asking after me.
I'm in a pretty bad place, am back in the medical hospital and have basically lost my ability to swallow/eat without choking/pain. I'm done with bleeping multiple sclerosis. It is amazing to me that in just six months I have gone from being independent and active to bed bound and unable to even brush my own teeth. I am getting a feeding tube put in my stomach tomorrow so that will "solve" this issue but meh. Then hopefully I can get back to rehab because while any hospital isn't ideal, I am much more comfortable there. But I am not ready to never eat a bleeping gain.
Just sad. My children didn't deserve this. I am so sad for them. In the space of six months I brought them home from India because of covid, away from their dad, schools, friends, had a brilliant few months here and then within 12 hours after England lost that stupid final I am paralysed. I just keep thinking that at least that was the last thing I did with my wonderful little jellies because they had such fun and will always remember, especially Middle Jelly.
I am not really one for alternative medicine, I really believe in science and fact and empirical evidence but am at the point now where if someone tells me to eat 56 daisies a day I am going to try it.
I am just bitter and twisted and finding it hard to be positive right now. And my phone won't charge because of moisture in it, there is no moisture. Thing will be chucked against the wall if it doesn't buck up
I have tried to read on here but my mind is so negative I'm all behind, but I appreciate being asked after and am hoping all my favourite witches are good. X
RE fellas on the toilet..... i sometimes hear facebook videos and giggles. Sounds tremendous, smells awful.
Sending you so much love @ordinaryjelly i can’t imagine how hard it must be right now.
Maybe my fella was a woman in a past life cos he’s well quick on the loo. There’s been times where he’s come out and I’ve been like “no way did you have a tit in that time”
@ordinaryjelly i am so, so sorry, this is so sad to read 
i hope you get better soon and do all the things you want to do with your children, and flip through book pages like crazy 
i hope you get better soon and do all the things you want to do with your children, and flip through book pages like crazy 
On the men on the toilet theme, I can confirm I spend a considerable amount of time in there at times where sitting isn't just optional. I used to read in there as a child. When I was doing a degree, I emerged once from my hall of residence bathroom to have a fellow-student crack up laughing at the fact I held a textbook. These days, I often sit in there with my laptop, watching videos. There isn't a Mrs Phoenix to be perturbed by these goings-on. When living alone, you can be self-indulgent without repercussion.
Lately My OH seems to 'need the bathroom' as I'm halfway through applying my makeup which means I have to gather all my stuff and move to another room.
which means I have to gather all my stuff and move to another room.This is why I love having 2 toilets, no need to compromise
I never do my makeup in the bathroom, I hate when I go to a hotel and have to do it in there
Depends what the lighting is like Hotel bathrooms are the worst!.
I do my make up in the bedroom where the natural light is, our bathroom is dead dark so I’d have to have the light on. If I did my make up in there I’d come out looking like an oompa loompa thinking it looked alright
I have a room just for clothes and makeup but I still end up sitting on the floor of my bedroom in front of the big mirror 
same! I’m gonna be well pissed off when I have kids and have to give my dressing room up for themI have a room just for clothes and makeup but I still end up sitting on the floor of my bedroom in front of the big mirror
Don’t get me started on kids and make up 
when I put my beauty blender down the baby comes up to me and grabs the blender and starts whacking my face with it obvs trying to copy what I do with it. He picks up my hair brush and tries to brush my hair as well but ends up just nearly ko’ing me with it
when I put my beauty blender down the baby comes up to me and grabs the blender and starts whacking my face with it obvs trying to copy what I do with it. He picks up my hair brush and tries to brush my hair as well but ends up just nearly ko’ing me with it@ordinaryjelly I'm so sorry I'm not even sure what to say. Sending you huge amount of love 
i do my makeup in the bathroom and now i'm worrying if i come out as an oompa loompa
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