The whole wedding will be a cliche...
What like the sausage rolls and cocktail sausages she bought for her kids lunches. Even I know to not give my kids those products, like you said its mostly cartilage and arse holes.Lol pork has cancer.
I read that communities that eat a lot of pork have a longer lifespan. I'm guessing it's 'natural' pork not highly processed shit full of cartilage and arseholes.
Bon appetite
This. She does absolutely nothing with Stan - not a single playgroup, baby class, meet up with friends. I mean she does very little with Daisy but at least she goes to Ballet and Swimming. I understand groups and classes can be expensive but she clearly has money to burn with all the crap she buys. I think her children would appreciate some baby/child activities rather than costa ... or a bloody sandwich shaped as a bear.She could do with getting out of the house and taking Stan to a baby group or two. Think he’d enjoy that more than Costa.
They rarely ever seem to leave the house. Only when Mark is there and they’ll go bloody shopping as a family, and if he’s at football at the weekend she’ll just stay home and wait for him. Can she not do anything on her own with the kids? You’re right, they definitely hardly ever go to the park, because you can be sure as hell she’d Instagram it every time if they did. She’s so obsessed with keeping the house perfect and prepping food all day, the kids are kept indoors with her the whole time. Even Meldrum takes Poppy to several toddler groups!!This. She does absolutely nothing with Stan - not a single playgroup, baby class, meet up with friends. I mean she does very little with Daisy but at least she goes to Ballet and Swimming. I understand groups and classes can be expensive but she clearly has money to burn with all the crap she buys. I think her children would appreciate some baby/child activities rather than costa ... or a bloody sandwich shaped as a bear.
She thinks she is the most wonderful Mum in the world because she makes food from scratch and decorates the house for different seasons (weird!) but they are missing out on SO much. I’m pretty sure I’ve only ever seen her take them to the park once (all documented of course) and never to soft play or anything else.
Crazy frog. That’s all I see.Oh that cuddle picture with no make up on and the joker smile!! Why would you choose to post that to thousands of people?
It does come across like he mainly potters about at home fighting off various bugs and slurping on his dummy.This. She does absolutely nothing with Stan - not a single playgroup, baby class, meet up with friends. I mean she does very little with Daisy but at least she goes to Ballet and Swimming. I understand groups and classes can be expensive but she clearly has money to burn with all the crap she buys. I think her children would appreciate some baby/child activities rather than costa ... or a bloody sandwich shaped as a bear.
She thinks she is the most wonderful Mum in the world because she makes food from scratch and decorates the house for different seasons (weird!) but they are missing out on SO much. I’m pretty sure I’ve only ever seen her take them to the park once (all documented of course) and never to soft play or anything else.
Then she goes on to mention ham and says it's the kids who eat ham anyway. So she's bothered about herself eating it but not themWait - she seriously said that pork sausage contains CANCER.
is she fucking thick?
Joker smile!!!Oh that cuddle picture with no make up on and the joker smile!! Why would you choose to post that to thousands of people?
not the most flattering photo of her that’s for sureJoker smile!!!That’s so true, why oh why post that?!?
It can only be a good thing if our posts force her to let her children out of their cosy pumpkin spiced prisonThere will be a trip to the park or soft play coming up soon. Not that she reads here
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