What's with the shitty painted arch?Every time she shows this part of the kitchen all I can think of is the minging downstairs loo #midsizearse.
The mental associations with the (shite, processed, over-sugared / over-salted) valentine’s spread she’s done for those poor content cows are not niceWhat a pathetic excuse for a parent.
I got my kids the garlic bread, it's tiny! Mine are 4 & 9, they ate it and loads of pasta, no way those kids will feel anywhere near full!She should be letting him do it. How will he learn to organise himself
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Now come on....that's not enough food to fill up 3 children of their ages!
And it's just the ceiling, not like the kids will be touching itHer going on about that painting?? It’s such a small area why not do it yourself? Do they really need a decorator for that or am I just tight?secondly why would it matter during half term?!? It won’t take long it’s hardly going to disrupt their plans! We all know she does sweet FA with them anyway!
You can normally tell when people take it off Tattle, they tend to talk in the same way/use the same sort of punctuation marks etcJesus Christgotta be a tattler?
Exactly and it’s always the exact same points that have been made. It’s either a tattler or someone who lurks on tattle.You can normally tell when people take it off Tattle, they tend to talk in the same way/use the same sort of punctuation marks etc
She a Size 13 in her head so she must fit lolJust watched the self care reel and her bed looks tiny. Does it really fit two adults in?!
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Give me an example of anyone else who had an extension to fit a master suite in their house and had one build so it can’t fit a king size bed or a full depth wardrobe in it?Just watched the self care reel and her bed looks tiny. Does it really fit two adults in?!
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Brilliant.So how do we think Midsize will return to her favourite activity (prattling on about her mediocre, lazy life on the internet)? I don’t think even Charl is thick enough to do a reel about the funeral. But I’d put my money on some pathetic reel about self-care, mainly her sickly sweet voiceover:
- footage of her chubby fingers filling tea light holders with her hands covered by her grubby hoodie
- feat. Midsize opening the shutters (in an angle designed to conceal the actual size of her used to be Midsize chubby arse), to let the sunlight flood into her budget cruise style master bedroom, whilst
- she talks about how she’s taking huge strength from the signs of spring, then perhaps
- a cut in of her chubby knees walking in her (not been tended to in months since she ditched her wannabe Monty Don phase) garden, and then
- a clip of her stroking Day’s hands whilst on a dog with Darling Depressed Muuuuurrrl, and rounding off with
- her showing the slap up meal she’s prepping for herself and Frank (because she deserves it, she really does) while the Aldi pizzas for the cash cows is in the oven.
ETA: there’ll probably also be a chatty YT update video at some point too, so she can tell her tripod, whilst sniffling into her lukewarm ‘brew’ clutched by her piggy fingers, about how it was so SO hard at the funeral but she found the strength to read her poem (or whatever it was she wrote), and everyone said how brilliantly she did, and so proud of herself, she really was.
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