This is the woman who needs child free time at the weekends so Frank has "carved" some out for her to go for a spaWow! Such a productive and worthwhile Thursday for ol' Charl! Posting a reel of fingering shite in B&M (with cuffs down obvs) and then plenty of eye fucking whilst talking shite about makeup to COMPLETE STRANGERS! Fab job there. So proud of you.
Waiting to see what homemade dinner she's got prepped for them all to eat together later? If you've got time to edit and post a reel and film make up chat, then you've most definitely got time to sort a decent dinner out. Let's see...
Exactly. Why couldn't she go to the spa today instead of mollicating products in B&M and asking inane questions on Instagram about her eye liner. Couldn't big Suze have stepped up to give some advice? The Charlotte would have had time to go to the spa today and spend time with her children at the weekend. They could even - gasp - have been taken out and had a home cooked meal. But no. Its warbling into the phone about Charlotte's favourite subject: Charlotte and pizza or pig bum hotdogs for tea againThis is the woman who needs child free time at the weekends so Frank has "carved" some out for her to go for a spa
ETShe is such a vain ET looking wanker, what a load of bollocks asking strangers about eyeliner when she could have just asked a friend or y’know not filmed herself looking in a mirror caked in make up. She looks shit with it on and shit with it off, no one cares, bloody weirdo!
Looks like the PUPPET on a bicycle from SAWLet’s be honest, her blush application has never been great if this screenshot from an old video is anything to go by
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Well it probably is given tattle members are probably her most reliable viewers
To be honest, not too sure how that would work. I mean your trying to get 5 mins P&Q at lunch to stuff down your ham sandwich and do all the life admin that influencers fill their day with (just sooo sooo busy and then I went to the M&S cafe for a 25 teaspoons of sugar drink cos it's hallowweeeeennnnn (or autumn or whatever the fuck they're all wittering on about at the moment) so I need a bath now as I'm just so very, very tired..........but I have ticked three things of the list I spent an hour laboriously writing out this morning including wiping my bum and remembering to breathe) and there's Charlotte earnestly over- explaining to you how coming off anti-depresents is and is not like getting a cast off your broken legtattlers, Carol Creamer and occasionally her mum! time to get a job Charl. You can talk to an actual human about your eye liner woes during a lunch break.
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