Charlotte Louise Taylor #29 Lazy shark doo-doo doo-doo

[Stickystickystickstick]

I watched her latest video last night. I couldn’t quite understand the excessive emotion! She’s bemoaning her kids growing up, but also giving away her 7 year old’s barbies and talking about her makeup storage in her new bedroom. It doesn’t make sense.

Her voice had a teary edge all the way through, it was bizarre. I sometimes get reflective that my kids are growing up, and I’d love to have a baby to cuddle for a day or two, but it’s so nice that we can do fun stuff, like the theatre or holidays. Maybe if she took her kids somewhere other than Costa, she’d realise that them all growing up has it’s advantages!

 

[GhostHoward]

She gave him crisps for breakfast “so he had something in his tummy”? He’d gone less than a day without food ffs. Why crisps.
You do bland toast or water biscuits. White rice even.
If he doesn’t want it he’s not going to fucking starve.

She is clueless as a parent. CLUELESS.

 

[BettyCrockerr]

I genuinely don’t understand the point of grocery shopping “hauls” - we all know what a bunch of bananas or a packet of mince looks like, is there really a need to spread it all out and go through every item saying “we’ve got a pack of apples, a bunch of banans, some tins of tomatoes” - really? I find it boring and pointless.

 

[GlasgowGirl72]

Give us a fecking break

I’ve never known such an attention seeking greedy Cow that just wants everything to be about me me me!!!!!

Try being a full time worker like the many millions of mother’s and father’s and you wouldn’t last a day!!!!
You’re not fit to lick the boots/shoes they wear

 

[BettyCrockerr]

What was her job before this? I can't imagine her doing anything. I can't picture her doing real life, does that make sense?!

She briefly worked for her uncles company doing copy writing for magazines, she likes to claim she was a “journalist” and pretends that she was some sort of Lois Lane bad ass jurno but in reality shes never worked as a journalist in her life and basically just had an entry level admin job given to her by her uncle.

 

[Hello its me]

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Let me get this straight - she got up, had a shower then put pajamas BACK ON and is back in her pit? Seriously? SERIOUSLY?!!!!!!

and sorry but this utter nonsense about them taking turns to lie in…. Jesus christ just get up the pair of you!!!!

Why not sit downstairs with the kids and chill? I understand wanting abit of quiet time and time to yourself, but she has that during the week when they're all at school.

 

[ivebeenherebefore]

I genuinely don’t understand why she thinks she never gets time away from her kids…she spent the whole weekend away from them last week, her birthday wasn’t spent with them and Mark works from home a lot during the week while the kids at at school!
The last time I had time with my husband without our kids was November!

 

[BettyCrockerr]

Let me get this straight - she got up, had a shower then put pajamas BACK ON and is back in her pit? Seriously? SERIOUSLY?!!!!!!

and sorry but this utter nonsense about them taking turns to lie in…. Jesus christ just get up the pair of you!!!!

 

[Mb06]

Picking up her anti depressants is now on her to do list. I'm done

 

[And_that's_okay!]

She's the only person I've ever come across who's put their partner before their kids. I find it so odd.

Why does she need to ask permission for things (putting heating on/what she gets for her birthday). That's lame.

I'd love Mark to leave her - harsh but she deserves it for bring such a cock.

 

[Theyeahyeahs]

Could play Charlotte bingo today:

- contortionist “size 13” pose
- pouty pose with filter
- trotters out for the foot fetishists
- manky carpets
- kids stuck in the house on screens

Keep a look out for:

- 1 mini pizza, 1 pepparami, 3 chicken nuggets for the kids to share at tea time
- covert filming of Frank
- shot of Merlin ‘being a weirdo’
- coffee shop run
- her pissed up and slurring away to her internet “friends”

 

[BettyCrockerr]

First off - the amount of make up shes got on today is beyond a joke. It looks awful.

Secondly - she says the kids are all asking what the plans are for half term etc, they clearly want to get out and do stuff…. But then she says “WE enjoy our home/our surroundings” - no Charlotte, YOU like doing nothing and YOU like sitting on your arse in your house. Your kids are telling you they want to do stuff!!!!!! They don’t want to sit in the house. And sorry but why doesn’t she EVER take the kids out anywhere on her own? Mark isn’t bothering to take any annual leave - right fine, so fuck him off and make plans without him. Take your kids out yourself. Seriously what is her problem?

 

[Gossngiggles]

That plant stand though cannot believe it’s actually meant to be there and she’s added lights to it like it’s some kind of special feature

 

[Scotblock]

Charlotte Taylor is the female of uncle Albert in Only Fools and Horses. His catchphrase was “during the war” he couldn’t let the war go and she can’t seem to let COVID go

 

[BettyCrockerr]

this looks like a massive 1970s maternity smock. Its awful.

 

[Gossngiggles]

Proper belly laughed reading that Daisy wanted to dress as Matilda after seeing the film There is no way Daisy has read the book herself(no shame, she is only 6) and if Charlotte has read it to her we would know all about it.
Pretty much every other little girl I’ve seen today is Matilda, very predictable after the film being out so recently. WBD is a farce tbh, the meaning of it and has been lost in the commercialisation of costumes etc(I’ll end my rant there).

 

[tatty_boggle]

Been following Charlotte for years (then discovered this thread) and have never once seen her go to the gym before...but most bizarrely never seen her get up just before 6am
Absolutely baffling why she chose to faff about and prioritise it before school, when she has the whole day to go when the kids are at school??
Id want to make sure that I had plenty of time to get my kids ready properly and then go, so I could concentrate on my workouts
Rather than a rushed 30 min workout....
Maybe I’m just being a dick and thinking too logically there though

 

[gummy-bear]

This will be the new Covid-19 trauma. Charlotte reflecting in 2028 about the half term of 2023 where Stan was sick. Give me strength

 

[JustAnotherUserName]

Why did she feel the need to say she uses the nhs app for her repeat prescription? Don’t most people use apps for this in this day and age?! And why not just say pick up her prescription? Why feel the need to say anti-depressants? She’s such an attention seeking bag of lard!

 

[Yoyolady]

It’s so, so lovely that Charl has all that Charlotte Tilbury makeup to slap over her huge visage whilst her kids run around in cheap, shit shoes. She should be dead, dead proud and so should you.