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I don’t know who Ashley is (sorry if I should!). But at least she doesn’t look like a frog. She can pull off the over lined lips ‘look’ far more convincingly than Charl.
I don’t know who this lady is but those lips look ridiculous. It just screams early 2000s Cosmo magazine trying to “teach” us ways to “bag a man”.Saw this on that Ashley James' story. Over lip lining must be the thing for all the attention-seeking twats.
I’m sorry…I have a robe that’s my “feeling like I’m hot stuff” attire. Can I tell you when I don’t wear it? When I have my children in my house (it doesn’t get used much) or when taking a picture to show 50k people online.How the hell can a robe make you feel good?! I mean I feel comfy in my big fluffy dressing gown but I don’t think it makes me feel good? What an odd thing to say! But we all know what she really means is she thinks she looks hot and she feels sexy (I vomited in my mouth just typing that, sorry guys)
Charl (make up free and looking scary with it) blathering on and rubbing her crusty eyes has put me off my brekkie
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What kind of utter looser sits in the dark at 4am prattling on about nothing into their phone like that?!!!!! Shes a weirdo.
I don’t understand why anyone would be doing stories in the middle of the night like that? So desperate for attention.
Today's pity party theme "So tired, up at 3:30" (could have gone back to sleep but chose to sit on my phone with my dirty dog instead)
Last weeks pity parties "I'm so tired from not having any work to do and choosing to decorate 2 bedrooms by myself" "I have a bad back from walking around London and carrying all my own weight"
Last weeks pity parties "I'm so tired from not having any work to do and choosing to decorate 2 bedrooms by myself" "I have a bad back from walking around London and carrying all my own weight"
Hang on......
Let me try and understand and make sense of something (as someone who's always been a lone parent and single for six years). Those with partners.....what is their purpose? What's the point in them? What are they there for? What do they do?
She can't rest because she's got to look after her kids? Hang on, couldn't Mark do it? Can't he do breakfast? Can't he dress them?
I'm so bleeping confused.....she acts like a lone parent (worse because we're not as pathetic as her).
I'm starting to wonder if the grass is really greener being in a couple? Her life, from the outside, appears dire. What's she getting from her partner?
Sorry for a million questions.....
The thought of me having another child, in adult male form makes me feel sick.
Let me try and understand and make sense of something (as someone who's always been a lone parent and single for six years). Those with partners.....what is their purpose? What's the point in them? What are they there for? What do they do?
She can't rest because she's got to look after her kids? Hang on, couldn't Mark do it? Can't he do breakfast? Can't he dress them?
I'm so bleeping confused.....she acts like a lone parent (worse because we're not as pathetic as her).
I'm starting to wonder if the grass is really greener being in a couple? Her life, from the outside, appears dire. What's she getting from her partner?
Sorry for a million questions.....
The thought of me having another child, in adult male form makes me feel sick.
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Her “relationship” with HER partner is dire. Its in no way representative of my life with my husband. My husband and I are completely different to them - we are a 50/50 partnership, we share everything down the middle. Mark appears to contribute absolutely duck all to the household or their relationship or fhe family, and she is so desperate that she thinks because hes THERE that he’s the second coming of christ. My husband is very hands on with the kids - as he should be; they are his kids too! He does everything I do, he goes out to work and I work from home so yeah i tend to make dinner and i pick the kids up etc but when he comes home he cleans up after dinner, takes the dog out, we tidy up after the kids go to bed, we do bath & bedtime together etc.
I still think we only see what she chooses to show. And I do think she is the type of person who will WANT to do everything. We've also seen what she is like in terms of wanting attention and validation.
"I do this and I do that". She WANTS to be a hero.
Similarly, I have a friend who will not let her husband do the laundry. He wants to but she will not let him I think Charlotte is exactly like this.
"I do this and I do that". She WANTS to be a hero.
Similarly, I have a friend who will not let her husband do the laundry. He wants to but she will not let him
I think Charlotte is exactly like this.
Exactly this.
My husband is my partner and therefore we do everything the other would do. I’m not his slave and the kids is equally split 50/50. If he didn’t pull his weight I’d tell him to get his arse in gear and he would do the same with me!
Charlotte is a doormat because she wants to be. She is just thankful he’s with her so he can do duck all.
And surely this is how it should be.
I get some people may want to wait on their partner, that's personal preference and their choice but Charlotte's describing her life like she's completely alone and has no help.
Oh and for anyone wondering (because our mental health expert Charlotte clearly doesn't know) coffee is terrible for both anxiety and sleep. Her Therapist should have told her that at assessment and encouraged her to cut down.
She doesn’t use filters on her face? Yeah righto! Biggest load of crap I’ve ever heard! I needed that laugh Charl
It’s the pouty face for me. She looks like she’s going on a night out. So much slap
So Mark is doing Tapas for them separately tomorrow.....I thought they did Valentines on Saturday? If so, then why not all eat together tomorrow? She is "so so" full of tit.
Obviously didnt get her hole over the weekend so she’s going for it again tomorrow night!!!
Uurgh she is just so so grim. And yet clearly loves herself so much she would duck herself if she could. Perhaps that’s useful though as I can’t see how Frank would want to. Not without an oxygen tank anyway.
Also for someone who used to be a journalist, you’d think she’d have figured out how to spell correctly, or at least use a spellchecker. Ignorant, self-absorbed cow.
Journalist
Also for someone who used to be a journalist, you’d think she’d have figured out how to spell correctly, or at least use a spellchecker. Ignorant, self-absorbed cow.
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She’ll be wearing her sumo size robe again, easy access for a good valentines fingering on the suede sofa 
Totally agree about their partnership, it’s weird! My husband and I also split everything 50/50 where we can. There will be the odd week where I might do more or vice versa but generally speaking we divide and conquer. I wouldn’t get anything out of a relationship where everything was on me 100% of the time. He’s just a lazy slob
Totally agree about their partnership, it’s weird! My husband and I also split everything 50/50 where we can. There will be the odd week where I might do more or vice versa but generally speaking we divide and conquer. I wouldn’t get anything out of a relationship where everything was on me 100% of the time. He’s just a lazy slob
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