Ew, the make up in the robe. Manky twit. Mark isn't gonna fancy you, you bogeyed bridge troll.
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Oh sharkey is getting absolutely railed tonight 
The only thing she likes big is her fat ass!!! I'm sure mark is not hung like a donkey.
im sorry but the 1970s called and asked for their curtains back.
The state of her. Why tf would you think to post a photo of yourself looking like a teapot in the Sound of Music curtains on the bloody internet? Only if you’re neurotically, narcissistically self-obsessed.
Hi, Charl
#poorfrank
Hi, Charl
#poorfrank
How has she taken so many photos of herself at home on date night 
Try enjoy your husband not your own mug for ten minutes charl x
Try enjoy your husband not your own mug for ten minutes charl x
and the bad news for him is she’s done her back in so she’s on topOh sharkey is getting absolutely railed tonight
You just know shes only wearing one of her “size 14” cheesegrater primark thongs under her curtains, the puppies will be hanging down tound her bellybutton….
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Honestly the mental image of them two naked trying to shag is just………….. hilariously awful!!!!!!!and the bad news for him is she’s done her back in so she’s on top
Maybe she already did enjoy him and that’s why she’s in her robeHow has she taken so many photos of herself at home on date night
I like em big
duck off look at the minuscule size of your husband!! Not exactly alpha male is he, can’t be anymore than 5ft6. The thought of her smothering him in bed is actually repulsive. Yet again, those two greedy fuckers stuffing themselves with a meal for two and cocktails and the neglected ones are where?? Eating freezer tapas and sugary tit no doubt.
duck off look at the minuscule size of your husband!! Not exactly alpha male is he, can’t be anymore than 5ft6. The thought of her smothering him in bed is actually repulsive. Yet again, those two greedy fuckers stuffing themselves with a meal for two and cocktails and the neglected ones are where?? Eating freezer tapas and sugary tit no doubt.
What the duck is that child eating just after 10am in the morning?
Who eats After Eights after December/January?
who are these psychopaths?
Who eats After Eights after December/January?
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Oh my god the SUGAR those kids get filled up on 
He’s so weird looking, and looks nothing like MarkWhat the duck is that child eating just after 10am in the morning?
Who eats After Eights after December/January?
If Charlotte Taylor was Benjamin Button, Stan could play her as an old lady.
The amount of butter in that Sunday roast 
And WHY isn’t he wearing a coat? It’s freezingWhat the duck is that child eating just after 10am in the morning?
Who eats After Eights after December/January?
How the hell can a robe make you feel good?! I mean I feel comfy in my big fluffy dressing gown but I don’t think it makes me feel good? What an odd thing to say! But we all know what she really means is she thinks she looks hot and she feels sexy (I vomited in my mouth just typing that, sorry guys)
Saw this on that Ashley James' story. Over lip lining must be the thing for all the attention-seeking twats. 
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