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I hat bare feet I the garden let along mowing she's weird
Also a long sleeve long dress with her hair down!! She must be sweating put your bloody hair up!!!!
Also doing it while the washing is out
Mowing the lawn in bare feet walking in all the dog piss patches and then back into the house 
Kids in pyjamas going to the local shop and Iโm sorry this is what I see whenever Stan does anything with his hands. Sheโs massively in denial!
Kids in pyjamas going to the local shop and Iโm sorry this is what I see whenever Stan does anything with his hands. Sheโs massively in denial!Attachments
So sheโs prattling on about Cat Food and realises sheโs advertising Felix and not getting paid so in the next story she has her hand over the logo!!!!!! What a money grabbing cow 
And please do something about your kids Charlotte they are as annoying as feck!!!!!!
And lastly if thatโs a size 13 arse then Iโm Mother Teresa
And please do something about your kids Charlotte they are as annoying as feck!!!!!!
And lastly if thatโs a size 13 arse then Iโm Mother Teresa
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What the duck must they all look like. Charl waddling along clutching her pork scratchings and chocolate while talking into her blank screen to complete strangers in a full face of slap, curled hair and Nellie Oleson dress. While the two urchins are walking along in their pyjamas!!! with totally inappropriate sweets, one of which is already rammed in Stan's gob!!! She's such a head.
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Iโm 100% convinced that this whole Friday evening Pajama walk nonsense is simply so that Charlotte can go and get smashed drunk at her parents and then stotter home, quickly throw the urchins into bed without so much as a face wash or teeth brushing so that she can carry on drinking with Mark.
The colour of her feet 
he must have tiny feet
omg my son is 7 and just gone in to a child size 12
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Stormin' Norman! She looks furiousSize 13
So she does the washing, cooking, cleaning and jobs like mowing the lawn. What does Mark actually do? I mean I'm not her biggest fan but Christ, he's an absolute p*ss take isn't he!!
Also, imagine being so addicted to your phone that you will balance shopping on your arms and leave no hand free to grab your child if they fall over/in the road. She could've waited to story when she got home 2 mins later. That's serious serious addiction.
Also, imagine being so addicted to your phone that you will balance shopping on your arms and leave no hand free to grab your child if they fall over/in the road. She could've waited to story when she got home 2 mins later. That's serious serious addiction.
And they will have trod in all sorts. 
No doubt there will be rough and tumble and getting sweaty at the grandparents. Then another walk back home and then shoved into bed, because why would they be in pyjamas if they are gonna be showered when they get home? Charl will be getting pissed on the gins and as usual those kids come low down in her priority.
Never before has a dress description been so bang on hahahaOmg your Nellie Oleson comment has finished me
Look at that!!!
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Sheโs got the most bizzare body shape Iโve ever seen. Sheโs like Mr Tumnus after a 2 week all inclusive holidayLook at that!!!
Of course I always cut grass in a long dress and bare feet. Doesn't everyone?
She just gets weirder. And sturdier.
She just gets weirder. And sturdier.
Wow she is drunk in her stories isnโt she? Sheโs a mess, needs to get herself off social media and into therapy. I wonder if something is up with her relationship with mark. He seems totally checked out and absent from any day-to-day family living. She runs around neglecting her kids, doing all the chores, and cooking him separate mealsโฆit just seems like the strangest set-up.
She's absolutely sloshed! Slurring her words something terrible 
I can hear the kids tearing around and still up in the background aswell. No sign of Shark either so she might on her own with them absolutely tanked. One of the most irresponsible things I've seen. How is she going to react appropriately in an emergency. Waste of space.
I can hear the kids tearing around and still up in the background aswell. No sign of Shark either so she might on her own with them absolutely tanked. One of the most irresponsible things I've seen. How is she going to react appropriately in an emergency. Waste of space.- Status