She'll be gushing 1st valentines as a married couple. Frank will be rolling eggs down a hill in preston to celebrate
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I’m a size 12-14 & I always buy a 16 in pants. Nothing worse than them digging into you, never mind a thong! A thong on Charl would just completely disappear into her arse.
You can’t tell me this man was happy on his wedding day…
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Looks like they’re watching an ITV drama about a depressed cop in a grizzly northern townYou can’t tell me this man was happy on his wedding day…
He looks so miserable. Everything about him just looks negative - glum, sad, depressed. Even in photos where he’s got a smile on his face it’s a fake, forced smile that never reaches his eyes; he never looks genuinely content or comfortable.You can’t tell me this man was happy on his wedding day…
I think her birthday is in the new year, bet she can’t wait to get a wife card(which she will show us of course!). How many ads will be squeezed in before Christmas do we reckon?
That’s actually really quite sad.You can’t tell me this man was happy on his wedding day…
I noticed she said “I got an extra large, I wear a size 14-16, I’ve got a REALLY big bum” the way she said was as though she feels like a 14-16 is a really big size.
She is obsessed with wanting to be a 12.There is no way she's a size 12. At my slimmest I was a size 12 and weighed 10 and a half stone. I'm 5'7 shes a similar height to me I'm sure I've heard her say 5'6 before.
I'm now a size 18 and her bottom half looks similar to mine. She's either in denial or she's got the worlds shitest camera that adds 40lbs.
I'm now a size 18 and her bottom half looks similar to mine. She's either in denial or she's got the worlds shitest camera that adds 40lbs.
Just watching her Christmas food haul on youtube and all the food is for her!! Nothing in that shop is suitable for kids except the junk she usually buys them. It’s all cheese, cured meat and tit. I’m surprised she’s not suffering with gout, it’s giving me heartburn 
More like throwing himself down the hill to escape her
There's just so much of it! She's got two under five and she's not entertaining so who the duck is gonna eat it all?Just watching her Christmas food haul on youtube and all the food is for her!! Nothing in that shop is suitable for kids except the junk she usually buys them. It’s all cheese, cured meat and tit. I’m surprised she’s not suffering with gout, it’s giving me heartburn
And she's bought those foul liqueur chocolates for nostalgia FFS! twit.This is bullshit. She did it on purpose because she’s desperate for funny content. I see straight through her ridiculous act. It’s like she’s trying to be Louise Pentland.
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It must be like looking at a walrus flossingCharlotte in a tiny thong must be a sight to behold…..
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It’s just grim. A thong or g-string is meant to look sexy - let’s all be honest, it’s not worn for practicality is it?! But I just can’t fathom how it would ever look sexy on her…..It must be like looking at a walrus flossing
the whole gunt/inner thigh chub rub swallowing the entire front of the thong, her love handles spilling over the top and sides, her arse swallowing the back….,
urgh. No. Sorry but no.
walking down Charlottes street, we all know her address. Oh hello little boy, are you Willis. You know Charlotte and mark next door and your mummy/daddy/sister, Ali, Im their friend. Do you want to come with me and get some sweets.
Charlotte you bleeping IDIOT
ETA I mean I know I’m
Being slightly dramatic but she just gives absolutely no fucks about ANYONES privacy. Family. Neighbours. Children. School children.
Ohh she’s posted the dog on the grid. Guessing it is a filler pic before the next #ad
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