Our Charl is so, so sad that Covid might stop her going to every shop and licking every item as she puts it back on the shelf, because it’s what they do in Preston, don’t you know.
Her size 12 arse is sad it couldn’t fit into a size 12 thong.
Frank is closer to murder (couldn’t fit “behind kitchen island to hide her true size, Frank’s in the kitchen with serial killer vibes”, without ruining it, but man, that’s a good’un!!!”)
Anyway guys, I just really hope you have a really good day, because like you know…we all deserve them because as mums, you know, like, we do so much for our kids and we just like want to make them um, like feel so like special. And I hope they appreciate, umm, what I do for them. And you know…I hope my eldest forgets his father, because, like, I just find his step dad so like sexy.
Charlotte has PROMISED that we don’t get any ads in January. She literally said it’d be tumbleweed. I guess we’ll see….
Her size 12 arse is sad it couldn’t fit into a size 12 thong.
Frank is closer to murder (couldn’t fit “behind kitchen island to hide her true size, Frank’s in the kitchen with serial killer vibes”, without ruining it, but man, that’s a good’un!!!”)
Anyway guys, I just really hope you have a really good day, because like you know…we all deserve them because as mums, you know, like, we do so much for our kids and we just like want to make them um, like feel so like special. And I hope they appreciate, umm, what I do for them. And you know…I hope my eldest forgets his father, because, like, I just find his step dad so like sexy.
Charlotte has PROMISED that we don’t get any ads in January. She literally said it’d be tumbleweed. I guess we’ll see….
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