Probably was polishing his pork pole,that’s if he can actually hold the small thing
Pork poleProbably was polishing his pork pole,that’s if he can actually hold the small thing
The state of those plates of food!So they went around Sammy Shitstains for dinner yesterday. She obviously not on the Bellehblaster Plan either.
Why's her kid not wearing a top at the dinner table and has an IPad in front of him? Look at the size of Jude's dinner!
What a shower of tit that family are.
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Obviously Sammy Shitstain's Bellehblaster is going well too!The state of those plates of food!
Looks like someone’s vomited on them
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Put away those saggy old baps. Even the mice are throwing themselves on the traps!
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Mine wouldn’t be kicking seats, don’t want to be one of those parent people roll their eyes at, but mine knows how to behave in public, although youngest is same age as Jude so can’t speak for that one. Eldest I can take anywhereLooks like they didn’t have bulk head seats on the flight home and were behind another row of passengers. I hate to have kids behind me on a flight as they constantly kick the seats. Not their fault as they just get bored unless the parents are very good with them. And again Pob didn’t look much help looking after them.
I don’t want to sound smug but when my two were little I could take them anywhere. They knew if they didn’t behave if we out for a meal they wouldn’t be going out again but I didn’t need to tell them twice. I also took them all over long and short haul and so long as I had enough to keep them occupied they were amazing. Yeah it’s nice to be able to recline your seat and chill but when they are that young it isn’t always possible. Pob is a disgrace and should do his bit with the childcareMine wouldn’t be kicking seats, don’t want to be one of those parent people roll their eyes at, but mine knows how to behave in public, although youngest is same age as Jude so can’t speak for that one. Eldest I can take anywhere
Thing is it looks tit on her because she’s so chavtastic. If she was rolled in gold she’d still look shite lolThe clothing on this holiday is costing more than the wardrobe of Princess Kate on a royal tour!
Same, just takes a bit of planning, loads of interesting stuff to play, a bit of variety and snacks, interaction and distraction. Something those two aren’t up for. Pob would need to take an interest in his little family and chazza would need to tear herself away from selfie mode in her phone. So sad…I don’t want to sound smug but when my two were little I could take them anywhere. They knew if they didn’t behave if we out for a meal they wouldn’t be going out again but I didn’t need to tell them twice. I also took them all over long and short haul and so long as I had enough to keep them occupied they were amazing. Yeah it’s nice to be able to recline your seat and chill but when they are that young it isn’t always possible. Pob is a disgrace and should do his bit with the childcare
”you can’t polish a turd”Thing is it looks tit on her because she’s so chavtastic. If she was rolled in gold she’d still look shite lol
Even when she does get comments they're either people asking who she is or calling her a mess.The Daily Fail have taken this from her instagram so she didn’t pay for this article?? Must be a really slow z lister news day! Only 3 comments aswell nobody’s interested! Don’t think the Fail are gonna get many clicks on this
Does Charlotte Dawson even know who Charlotte is? I don't think so...Even when she does get comments they're either people asking who she is or calling her a mess.
I mean who doesn't know chazza dawson...she's so famous for going on ex on the beach, celebs go dating, the farm programe and that crappy hotel one in greece with spencer matthews
This future wedding is unavailable‘This parent is unavailable’ more like
Why’s she fiddling with her minge in those first videos?? Disgusting twit. Also is that the onsuite where the shower screen shattered? Looks like she’s not been able to afford a new one looking at the background??So we have an unexpected weigh-in day today with "one tit in Blackpool, the other still in Maldives". After a solid holiday diet of pancakes, pasta, chips, daiquiris and shandies, she's put on 5lbs.
Didn't all that "cycling around the island" and the "work-outs" help keep the weight off? Obviously not!
May as well have stayed in Blackpool.
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He looks like Mr Tumble hereTo those FIVE unfortunate bastards who voted that Pob's a sex god, I will personally give you a trip to Specsavers for an eye test. Failing that, a psychiatrist.
What a rank bleep.
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