STILL in his pjs at 1pm?? Bet his nappy is still from last night. Grim grubby bitch
It would be interesting to see if Helen took her brat (sorry but the child is just a snotty tantrum) to meet unregulated Noah!What no z list clebs who are managed by the same people and only turn up for a photo and are back home before the cake is cut
What about the creepy stepdaughters from the panto ? They could be the kids entertainment while the "grown ups " sniff lines off dead les, she'll probably try and feed him some "look noah give grandad his ket ket , awwww I can't cope"So guys, I'm obssssssesssssed with Nowhere's 2nd birthday party planning now and I'm doing the guest list, there's no little nursery friends coming just my friends because after all, I am doing my best and it's all about meeeeeeeeeeeee!!"
Here we go.....
Nanny Traceand John Chadwick
Sammy shitshine, her tribe and her friend Lesley Howard to whom she seems joined at the hip
Sam Giffen and his new boyfriend who looks bored shitless all the time
Squidward, her new squeeze and her son who looks the most saddest poor boy
Pobs mum with her pursed lips, his dad and sister who has a new baby to pass round the room
Tom Armstrong and his wife Danielle, his personal trainer and ice tub dunker
Squidward's slut dropping sisters
Amanda Harrington and her amazing fashion sense
And of course cut out Les, as there's no parteh like a Dawseh parteh
Who else will be there do we think?
She’s subconsciously telling us she can’t cope with having a childWhat can't she cope with? She just repeats the same shit over and over
Ffs Chazza, put your phone down while you play with your sonWhat can't she cope with? She just repeats the same shit over and over
Ket ketWhat about the creepy stepdaughters from the panto ? They could be the kids entertainment while the "grown ups " sniff lines off dead les, she'll probably try and feed him some "look noah give grandad his ket ket , awwww I can't cope"
Because she’s a thick cunt with a limited vocabularyWhat can't she cope with? She just repeats the same shit over and over
Oh god that tramp Talia commenting she’s doing it to everyone atm probs trying to stay relevant now she’s not a z lister anymore lolAm I missing something? Pretty sure all he can say is ‘Charwotte, Matt, choc choc and jet’
lol at Matt clearly been bollocked by her (and bribed with a load of skanky cash)
Matt commenting? What first time ever?! Come off it Charlotte! We know it's you! Silly cow.Oh god that tramp Talia commenting she’s doing it to everyone atm probs trying to stay relevant now she’s not a z lister anymore lol
Who says Pleb though? Dickhead she isIt’s called a joke chaz like your life! She’s such a nasty bitchy person imagine it in real life
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