Charlotte Dawson #14 Riding around Rome and crashed the scooter, that'll teach yew for shoving too much up your hooter

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wiganuser

wiganuser

loveitloveit said:
If her mum got all the money when her dad died, whys her flat so tiny?
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I noticed that it looked like a flat she was living in.
She did mtv cribs showing her mum living in a big bungalow (the chavviest house going). I bet she sold it to pay off her benefit fraud debts
 
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cbeebiesmama

cbeebiesmama

It probably wasn’t the ‘trolls’ saying you’ve put weight on it was probably melted Ken seeing as she ALWAYS says ‘Matthew fancies me now I’ve lost weight’ hmm imagine being with someone who cares about the size of you and your money of course. Good luck losing a stone or 3 in a week! The amount of shite she eats and drinks she’ll have to stare herself at this rate. 🙄
ETA- the size of her belly button tho, it’s as bad as her bezzie mates squidward nose
 
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Dramalama78

Dramalama78

It’s wonky tits birthday 🥳 no better way than getting your botched bangers out for the lads eh…. 🤢😂
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bradshawsshoes101

bradshawsshoes101

wibblywobblywoo said:
As with all diets the second you start eating proper food the weight goes back..she's another one in the long line of people who have cashed in on the really harmful diet industry in order to line her grubby pockets. Her scam diet doesn't work and her regaining so much weight in a matter of weeks has proved that!
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I think it’s the fact that she lost weight but no muscle tone that makes me convinced she had I think she had one of those 4 month weight loss balloons.you can lose about 3 - 4 stone with one.
 
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Krm2011

Krm2011

bradshawsshoes101 said:
I think it’s the fact that she lost weight but no muscle tone that makes me convinced she had I think she had one of those 4 month weight loss balloons.you can lose about 3 - 4 stone with one.
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Definitely! She'd never have had the will power or determination.
 
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wibblywobblywoo

Krm2011 said:
Definitely! She'd never have had the will power or determination.
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You would think that if she's remotely concerned about her health and the supposed diabetes scare that stuffing her face with crap daily would be the last thing she would do, holiday or no holiday. She's a liar!
 
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acsunderland

wibblywobblywoo said:
You would think that if she's remotely concerned about her health and the supposed diabetes scare that stuffing her face with crap daily would be the last thing she would do, holiday or no holiday. She's a liar!
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Drinking probably the worst for sugar 😩
 
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I’ve just looked at that big nose bliss’ pics for her sons first birthday and did she really wear a blazer with NOTHING underneath?????……her sons first birthday…..tits out?? 🤦🏼‍♀️ Honestly I have no words
 
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granite grandma

granite grandma

A crap birthday poem for chuffin chazz
From her trolls

Did ya know chazza is 30
Still as chavvy, naff and dirty
Likes a blow out with her pals
All those skanky, thirsty gals
Thinks she’s on a winner
All dressed up like a dog’s dinner
Had a babeh, loves him a lot
That doesn’t mean he sleeps in his cot
Lazy chazza can’t be arsed
poor nowurr its a farce

Every day feeds him shite,
keeps him up late at night
Kid got knocked out in a boozer
As a parent she’s a loser
Parenting tips from the tattle
Make our Chazza’s cage shake and rattle
Poor baby always lost on the gram
Feckless parents always on the lam

Chazza has no talent but desperate for fame
Every day boring shite’s the same
But her fans we do blame
Silly cows have no shame
blowing smoke up her arse
And buying her tat - its a another farce
Tanning thursdays are so fake
All that gurning makes our teeth ache
Belleh blasters cant see her flab
Think she’s skinny, lithe and fab
But its only filters, booze and bing
But have you seen her engagement ring?

Loves her dad but cant go to his grave
Goes to a statue that’s her fave
Thought she got his diabetes
but only got trace’s liabetes
Selling plastic tat she is obsessed
With every overpriced polyester dress

Will flog any old shite for the money
Tries so hard to be funny
But is she left sad and alone
While plastic ken gives a brass his bone
Here’s to 30 years of scams and lies
And a face that ate all the pies

Chazza It’s not too late to get a proper job
and get rid of cheating pob
You can make your kid very happeh
Please just change his hangin nappeh
Keep your phone out of his kite
Then you won’t have to filter his bite
Noah is a lovely boy,
he should give you lots of joy
But you can’t put down your phone
All you do is whine and grouse
Your life is all arse upwards like your house
 
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granite grandma said:
A crap birthday poem for chuffin chazz
From her trolls

Did ya know chazza is 30
Still as chavvy, naff and dirty
Likes a blow out with her pals
All those skanky, thirsty gals
Thinks she’s on a winner
All dressed up like a dog’s dinner
Had a babeh, loves him a lot
That doesn’t mean he sleeps in his cot
Lazy chazza can’t be arsed
poor nowurr its a farce

Every day feeds him shite,
keeps him up late at night
Kid got knocked out in a boozer
As a parent she’s a loser
Parenting tips from the tattle
Make our Chazza’s cage shake and rattle
Poor baby always lost on the gram
Feckless parents always on the lam

Chazza has no talent but desperate for fame
Every day boring shite’s the same
But her fans we do blame
Silly cows have no shame
blowing smoke up her arse
And buying her tat - its a another farce
Tanning thursdays are so fake
All that gurning makes our teeth ache
Belleh blasters cant see her flab
Think she’s skinny, lithe and fab
But its only filters, booze and bing
But have you seen her engagement ring?

Loves her dad but cant go to his grave
Goes to a statue that’s her fave
Thought she got his diabetes
but only got trace’s liabetes
Selling plastic tat she is obsessed
With every overpriced polyester dress

Will flog any old shite for the money
Tries so hard to be funny
But is she left sad and alone
While plastic ken gives a brass his bone
Here’s to 30 years of scams and lies
And a face that ate all the pies

Chazza It’s not too late to get a proper job
and get rid of cheating pob
You can make your kid very happeh
Please just change his hangin nappeh
Keep your phone out of his kite
Then you won’t have to filter his bite
Noah is a lovely boy,
he should give you lots of joy
But you can’t put down your phone
All you do is whine and grouse
Your life is all arse upwards like your house
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I’m sure we can get the next thread name from this 😂
 
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CrazyBaldhead

CrazyBaldhead

granite grandma said:
A crap birthday poem for chuffin chazz
From her trolls

Did ya know chazza is 30
Still as chavvy, naff and dirty
Likes a blow out with her pals
All those skanky, thirsty gals
Thinks she’s on a winner
All dressed up like a dog’s dinner
Had a babeh, loves him a lot
That doesn’t mean he sleeps in his cot
Lazy chazza can’t be arsed
poor nowurr its a farce

Every day feeds him shite,
keeps him up late at night
Kid got knocked out in a boozer
As a parent she’s a loser
Parenting tips from the tattle
Make our Chazza’s cage shake and rattle
Poor baby always lost on the gram
Feckless parents always on the lam

Chazza has no talent but desperate for fame
Every day boring shite’s the same
But her fans we do blame
Silly cows have no shame
blowing smoke up her arse
And buying her tat - its a another farce
Tanning thursdays are so fake
All that gurning makes our teeth ache
Belleh blasters cant see her flab
Think she’s skinny, lithe and fab
But its only filters, booze and bing
But have you seen her engagement ring?

Loves her dad but cant go to his grave
Goes to a statue that’s her fave
Thought she got his diabetes
but only got trace’s liabetes
Selling plastic tat she is obsessed
With every overpriced polyester dress

Will flog any old shite for the money
Tries so hard to be funny
But is she left sad and alone
While plastic ken gives a brass his bone
Here’s to 30 years of scams and lies
And a face that ate all the pies

Chazza It’s not too late to get a proper job
and get rid of cheating pob
You can make your kid very happeh
Please just change his hangin nappeh
Keep your phone out of his kite
Then you won’t have to filter his bite
Noah is a lovely boy,
he should give you lots of joy
But you can’t put down your phone
All you do is whine and grouse
Your life is all arse upwards like your house
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xxexposethemallxx

xxexposethemallxx

granite grandma said:
A crap birthday poem for chuffin chazz
From her trolls

Did ya know chazza is 30
Still as chavvy, naff and dirty
Likes a blow out with her pals
All those skanky, thirsty gals
Thinks she’s on a winner
All dressed up like a dog’s dinner
Had a babeh, loves him a lot
That doesn’t mean he sleeps in his cot
Lazy chazza can’t be arsed
poor nowurr its a farce

Every day feeds him shite,
keeps him up late at night
Kid got knocked out in a boozer
As a parent she’s a loser
Parenting tips from the tattle
Make our Chazza’s cage shake and rattle
Poor baby always lost on the gram
Feckless parents always on the lam

Chazza has no talent but desperate for fame
Every day boring shite’s the same
But her fans we do blame
Silly cows have no shame
blowing smoke up her arse
And buying her tat - its a another farce
Tanning thursdays are so fake
All that gurning makes our teeth ache
Belleh blasters cant see her flab
Think she’s skinny, lithe and fab
But its only filters, booze and bing
But have you seen her engagement ring?

Loves her dad but cant go to his grave
Goes to a statue that’s her fave
Thought she got his diabetes
but only got trace’s liabetes
Selling plastic tat she is obsessed
With every overpriced polyester dress

Will flog any old shite for the money
Tries so hard to be funny
But is she left sad and alone
While plastic ken gives a brass his bone
Here’s to 30 years of scams and lies
And a face that ate all the pies

Chazza It’s not too late to get a proper job
and get rid of cheating pob
You can make your kid very happeh
Please just change his hangin nappeh
Keep your phone out of his kite
Then you won’t have to filter his bite
Noah is a lovely boy,
he should give you lots of joy
But you can’t put down your phone
All you do is whine and grouse
Your life is all arse upwards like your house
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You deserve a award for that 👏🏽
 
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