Charlotte Dawson #14 Riding around Rome and crashed the scooter, that'll teach yew for shoving too much up your hooter

[plattyjoobs]

This is my first time creating a new thread so apologies for any mistakes!

Congratulations to @CrazyBaldhead for the winning title with 70 votes, quick recap below:

Chazza went to for a massive sesh her best friends wedding but had a non-substance related near death experience involving a scooter and pavement, thank god Les was watching over her. Now milking it for as much sympathy as possible, even though she was well enough to discharge herself from hospital in Italy and hasn’t been to see anyone since being home.

Pob stil hates her and the house is still up for sale.

Poor Noah is still being neglected, but seems to have come on a lot in his week away from his parents.

 

[xxexposethemallxx]

This is my first time creating a new thread so apologies for any mistakes!

Congratulations to @CrazyBaldhead for the winning title with 70 votes, quick recap below:

Chazza went to for a massive sesh her best friends wedding but had a non-substance related near death experience involving a scooter and pavement, thank god Les was watching over her. Now milking it for as much sympathy as possible, even though she was well enough to discharge herself from hospital in Italy and hasn’t been to see anyone since being home.

Pob stil hates her and the house is still up for sale.

Poor Noah is still being neglected, but seems to have come on a lot in his week away from his parents.

Great job on the new thread , I love the title @CrazyBaldhead

 

[Wills315]

The snort she does when she laughs makes me feel ill.

 

[Shinealight]

Those last few stories with Noah eating
That child is really giving me the ick
Not his fault at all, I wish they’d stop filming him eating or at least try to start teaching him some manners when they do.

 

[cbeebiesmama]

That foot is something out of a horror film! Run nowhere before the bunion gets you and gurns on you!!!!!

 

[Not_A_Troll]

shouldn’t your priority be wiping your sons face rather than filming him some more?

 

[Shinealight]

That foot is something out of a horror film! Run nowhere before the bunion gets you and gurns on you!!!!!

Ugh, that’s disgusting

 

[CrazyBaldhead]

Thanks for the votes! Let's start off this new thread with my favourite moments - Pob looking like Max Headroom at the wedding, the drug bag hanging off her mate's foot in the hotel room, Pob smirking broadly because she had crashed and of course the epic scooter footage!!!!

 

[xxexposethemallxx]

Clean your child’s face , you woman!!!

 

[cazellie]

Embarrassingly dirty carpet in hall too..

 

[smellyfootballboots]

This is my first time creating a new thread so apologies for any mistakes!

Congratulations to @CrazyBaldhead for the winning title with 70 votes, quick recap below:

Chazza went to for a massive sesh her best friends wedding but had a non-substance related near death experience involving a scooter and pavement, thank god Les was watching over her. Now milking it for as much sympathy as possible, even though she was well enough to discharge herself from hospital in Italy and hasn’t been to see anyone since being home.

Pob stil hates her and the house is still up for sale.

Poor Noah is still being neglected, but seems to have come on a lot in his week away from his parents.

It was really great to see him calling his parents mama and dada too.. Now he's back to Sharwott, showing that his regression is due to his mother. She's doing her best, of course!

 

[Dunham22]

I can’t deal with her fake laugh! And clean your house you scruff! Showing nappies all over the floor and letting Noah put his hands in the bin! Bet she didn’t wipe his hands afterwards, I’d put money on it

 

[acsunderland]

Embarrassingly dirty carpet in hall too..

The free carpet cleaning company will be out soon

 

[xxexposethemallxx]

The free carpet cleaning company will be out soon

Begging for freebies soon

 

[acsunderland]

Begging for freebies soon

These companies are just as bad giving away freebies for publicity

 

[smellyfootballboots]

Charlotte, as Tattle are raising your boy, please do the following:

Give him a real routine - wash, teeth, pyjamas, story, sleep - make sure you are actually present and not filming or looking at your phone.

Buy him his own flannels, all in the same colour so he knows they are his.

Let him wash his own face and hands with special toddler wash.

Buy him a little step so he can clean his teeth in the bathroom, with toothpaste and water.

If your mirrors are too high, then buy him a plastic mirror for him. Balance it on the sink, don't allow him to use it as a toy.

Put him in his own bed.

This, is what would be considered you doing your best. The current tit show is failing him.

 

[Krm2011]

He wont be in that routine for long, she's too lazy to stick with it. She's a scruffy, lazy witch.

 

[xxexposethemallxx]

Charlotte, as Tattle are raising your boy, please do the following:

Give him a real routine - wash, teeth, pyjamas, story, sleep - make sure you are actually present and not filming or looking at your phone.

Buy him his own flannels, all in the same colour so he knows they are his.

Let him wash his own face and hands with special toddler wash.

Buy him a little step so he can clean his teeth in the bathroom, with toothpaste and water.

If your mirrors are too high, then buy him a plastic mirror for him. Balance it on the sink, don't allow him to use it as a toy.

Put him in his own bed.

This, is what would be considered you doing your best. The current tit show is failing him.

Well said xxx

 

[noseyparker80]

Please for the love of god Charlotte, please move the patio furniture from the balcony. It’s giving me nightmares. It only takes a second to climb up and topple over.

 

[NellyTheElephant]

Where the f are they going now?!