Carrie Hope Fletcher #97 As Long As No Olivers Need Me

[leabytottle]

Oh tit! Hows the going to cope taking muffin with her? Maybe she’ll have her permanently glued to her, feet touching face.
She we perfectly ok leaving the house alone when she went to get her crusty orange hair redyed shade number 6 “ Sainsburys Carrier bag”.
Muffin stayed at home with Joel (I wonder if he had to cancel his swimming session with Bob?) and off she went. (Btw, I’m in no way saying she shouldn’t, I’m all for new mums having me time!)
She may well leave her at home for the ones that are close by, and take Debbie, Gail, etc with her when they go further afield.
imagine the content we will get off Joel- he didn’t do well without Carrie, so how is he going to do without Carrie AND peanut. What tatt off her stalker fans and freebies she doesn’t want, can she offload onto Joel to prove how much she loves her hottie husband? He’ll maybe make her another breakfast of dreams, burnt, dry toast on a Disney plate

 

[madamtoffee]

Did she go private? I only ask as if you are dying in Bristol you still can't get an NHS appointment at my local surgery!

I can imagine her lying on the sofa with Mabel on her as a teenager and her still staring at her feet, saying aren't they strong

Also she doesn't have PND she is a lazy ass, always has been and always will be!

 

[LylaJovana]

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A) no-one asked her directly
B) she has told this story before
C) guys, didn't you know she was in Les Mis?
D) this is definitely a 'you had to be there' story

E) Whilst.

 

[Stegosauria]

Did she go private? I only ask as if you are dying in Bristol you still can't get an NHS appointment at my local surgery!

I can imagine her lying on the sofa with Mabel on her as a teenager and her still staring at her feet, saying aren't they strong

Also she doesn't have PND she is a lazy ass, always has been and always will be!

I’m not one to defend Carrie, but I will defend our beloved NHS. They move heaven and earth when there is a poorly baby. It’s one of the things the NHS is still very very good at.

 

[Inkdeath]

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Why the duck would she take the bus instead of driving!?!?

 

[JarvisCockerSpaniel]

Lots of people take the bus with their babies lol. I don’t drive so it’s not an option but it’s always nice being able to hold them or show them what’s going out of the window or let them coo at other passengers for a bit. Was almost an activity in itself when my baby was that small, the bus/tube/train. I have no doubt Carrie takes the bus because thinking about car seats/collapsing pram/parking somewhere accessible is just too much life admin for her, though.

 

[madamtoffee]

I’m not one to defend Carrie, but I will defend our beloved NHS. They move heaven and earth when there is a poorly baby. It’s one of the things the NHS is still very very good at.

I have nothing against the NHS but had a bad experience, sent home from the children's hospital with my son, all the symptoms of appendicitis next think I knew it had burst.

Unfortunately our GP doesn't see you for rashes with babies either they tell you it's viral and to do the tumbler rest.

This is why Carrie needs to see other Mums then they can tell her what isn't and is normal with babies!

 

[Phil I Buster]

I’m not one to defend Carrie, but I will defend our beloved NHS. They move heaven and earth when there is a poorly baby. It’s one of the things the NHS is still very very good at.

I don’t consider it beloved. And I also don’t think that’s the case. Not in cases I know personally anyway

 

[witchofwestbyfleet]

Little human . It's a baby you fucktard, a bleeping baby! At least she's not calling little Mango-chutney a creature this time .

That was my thought but she also keeps calling Mabel a bunny so it’s a good thing if she can at least keep the species straight

 

[Ray1403]

I don’t consider it beloved. And I also don’t think that’s the case. Not in cases I know personally anyway

probably depends on which trust you’re under and how well resourced they are too. i live in a rural county so while there aren’t many big hospitals and most GP practices are village surgeries, i’ve never had an issue with the NHS. i imagine in other areas it’s a different story. seems to be a bit of a postcode lottery!

 

[AL10]

Lots of people take the bus with their babies lol. I don’t drive so it’s not an option but it’s always nice being able to hold them or show them what’s going out of the window or let them coo at other passengers for a bit. Was almost an activity in itself when my baby was that small, the bus/tube/train. I have no doubt Carrie takes the bus because thinking about car seats/collapsing pram/parking somewhere accessible is just too much life admin for her, though.

Nothing wrong with getting the bus with a baby (as a non driver myself) but Carrie does drive, so why would she choose the bus when she has a poorly baby? Rather than driving and making it a easier/quicker journey for moonscale jr

 

[historyobliterates]

I'm glad I haven't ever had an issue with the NHS, whenever I've or my family have had anything serious, we've always been well looked after. And would much rather have the NHS than something like the US system where you have to worry about whether your insurance will be taken and whether you are going to get into thousands or hundreds of thousands of pounds in debt.

Anyway back to Carrie...

No thanks to the Mr Whippy ice cream. Give me proper Italian gelato (and the UK equivalent!) Any day!

 

[Tookster]

I'm glad I haven't ever had an issue with the NHS, whenever I've or my family have had anything serious, we've always been well looked after. And would much rather have the NHS than something like the US system where you have to worry about whether your insurance will be taken and whether you are going to get into thousands or hundreds of thousands of pounds in debt.

Anyway back to Carrie...

No thanks to the Mr Whippy ice cream. Give me proper Italian gelato (and the UK equivalent!) Any day!

Good god, they have left the house?! and neither wearing Disney get up?!

 

[Phil I Buster]

I'm glad I haven't ever had an issue with the NHS, whenever I've or my family have had anything serious, we've always been well looked after. And would much rather have the NHS than something like the US system where you have to worry about whether your insurance will be taken and whether you are going to get into thousands or hundreds of thousands of pounds in debt.

Anyway back to Carrie...

No thanks to the Mr Whippy ice cream. Give me proper Italian gelato (and the UK equivalent!) Any day!

I’m pleased that’s your case. Sadly it’s not universal. Maternal health in the UK is also absolutely abysmal.

 

[ChastityDingle]

Nothing wrong with getting the bus with a baby (as a non driver myself) but Carrie does drive, so why would she choose the bus when she has a poorly baby? Rather than driving and making it a easier/quicker journey for moonscale jr

I'm amazed the parents weren't called upon to accompany her when John wasn't available.

 

[MargotMoony]

I'm glad I haven't ever had an issue with the NHS, whenever I've or my family have had anything serious, we've always been well looked after. And would much rather have the NHS than something like the US system where you have to worry about whether your insurance will be taken and whether you are going to get into thousands or hundreds of thousands of pounds in debt.

Anyway back to Carrie...

No thanks to the Mr Whippy ice cream. Give me proper Italian gelato (and the UK equivalent!) Any day!

I'm older than Carrie and I can barely remember 99s being 99p. She's just lifted that from the internet as a "look how relatable I am".

 

[Pistachiyo]

Ayway back to Carrie...

No thanks to the Mr Whippy ice cream. Give me proper Italian gelato (and the UK equivalent!) Any day!

She looks like she's walking her Nan to get a 99 cone

 

[madamtoffee]

I'm older than Carrie and I can barely remember 99s being 99p. She's just lifted that from the internet as a "look how relatable I am".

Gary they aren't called 99s because they were 99p, maybe Google next time before you make a dick of yourself

 

[historyobliterates]

Gary they aren't called 99s because they were 99p, maybe Google next time before you make a dick of yourself

Too late! I don't think any self respecting red head (natural or dyed) would wear something that clashes so badly with their hair!

 

[Hurrem]

We knew you feel this way Carrie, no need to remind us.
I’m gonna keep this brief and say that this mentality starts a vicious cycle where you keep buying the bigger size, instead of questioning your eating habits and lifestyle. So I personally don’t think it’s a good message to share.

Also I wish she also dressed Mabel in summer clothes and not just herself.