Carrie Hope Fletcher #97 As Long As No Olivers Need Me

[Accionoodles]

Let’s not start arguing over body size and what is considered average/overweight etc. It achieves nothing every single it’s brought up…. and worst of all it results in us having to see the Waitrose bag pic featuring Joel’s moobs

FOR THE LOVE OF GOD STAND DOWN!!

ETA - Maybe I missed it but did she make any mention of Joel’s Hamilton contract being renewed? I thought there would be a gushing post about how proud she was of him being a dad AND having a role in the west end where he is on stage for a total of 20 minutes.

 

[dull-board1243]

It’s amazing that she’s went from sharing a stage with legends like Patti LuPone singing in the anniversary show of one of the most successful and celebrated musicals ever …..

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….. to sharing a stage in a regional panto with a dinosaur puppet named after the man whose musical flopped while she originated the lead role ….

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I’d say Heathers was her downfall. Her ego got so inflated, and when Cinderella fell into her lap she got so fucking smug and arrogant. It’s her own fault really.

 

[LylaJovana]

Breaking news: Mumma in disbelief as baby's feet grow stronger.

Fuck. Me.

 

[TheChicagoPiano]

Oh look, there's that corporation again that isn't a big part of her life

I have to say that disregarding the disney shit on the front of her jumper it’s SO refreshing to see her in a normal outfit that’s flattering on humans

 

[RudeDog]

Someone on theatreboard is just as baffled about Joel's Hamilton contract renewal

There are sooo many excellent performers out there and they stick with Joel... wild.

 

[robotcheese]

Tell me you have been reading Tattle without telling me that you have been reading Tattle
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“This almost 8lb creature” ffs Carrie, enough with trying to sound quirky. Just say “baby”

 

[Et tu Brute?]

For a moment I thought this was Carrie
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That was her big photoshoot

 

[Pistachiyo]

Just catching up (was busy getting ready and then going to the Eras Tour last night 🪩) but I find it hilarious they're jetting six-month-old Marjorie Mastermind Mirrorball Montague to WDW.

I'll prepare a bingo card for the occasion, please tag me in any suggestions (but we've got time). Do we think there'll be another bagpipe performance on board?

 

[Hurrem]

Latest paid snooze fest:
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Imagine thinking it’s daunting to go to the doctor’s alone with your baby. As someone that was raised by a single mother (divorced with a deadbeat alcoholic father that never contributed with his time or money so as if he didn’t exist), I can’t cope with her complaining about such lame things.
Mabel is a baby and has baby problems, who gives a fuck? No one needs to read this boring shit for free, let alone pay for it.

 

[salatblader]

Carrie is so bad at TikTok... In that video she put up where she says she's going to start doing TikTok instead of YouTube, she's put a very popular sound under it, but that sound - like many popular TikTok sounds - is not used as background music like music on YouTube is. It's used to convey a certain thing, used with text on the screen and cuts to different scenes etc.

The way she's used it, is so distracting because you're expecting a meme, and it's also overpowering her voice so it's hard to hear what she's saying. If you wanna do a chatty TikTok, do it without a sound/music under it, you dusty museum item

 

[mayhem]

Switching to TikTok as it's a lot less work than YouTube, as if the lady didn't spend the last couple years uploading a video every 6 months

 

[aplysia]

Only Carrie would do the "I take my whiskey neat" tiktok trend with her own pictures. Here is a tip for you: the second picture is supposed to be hot ...

 

[yikez101]

Latest paid snooze fest:
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If your baby has just been screaming and is uncomfortable why are you taking stupid selfies with her? not a parent but that just seems so unnecessary

 

[londongirl2001]

This. The Oliver & Alessia stans on here can make their own rave thread about them.

Crazy comment. When you’re the one who refuses to open the Carrie rave thread.
Literally nobody raved about them. A question was asked and answered, topic closed. How triggering can that be??

 

[Hurrem]

Huge? You're having a fucking laugh. She's average sized.

She is huge Over 50% of UK is overweight (and half of them are obese), so calling her average size doesn’t mean much.

Anyway these threads have gotten so boring that we’re scraping the bottom of the barrel. I miss times like the 12 days of Joelmas.

 

[londongirl2001]

Tbf, what's Carrie gonna do if Boreliver gets engaged? Get married for the third time? She's got nothing left in her arsenal.

Get pregnant again.

 

[chillirocket]

For a moment I thought this was Carrie

 

[WhippetGood]

Why is that baby in a full on sleepsuit when it’s red hot and she’s got a rash?! Get her in a little romper or something so she doesn’t overheat - surely this is common sense

 

[Accionoodles]

Ick isn’t a strong enough word. The whole thing is worse than the screen shot …

Such a dish.

 

[lottiekarotti]

Is this the project she claimed her fans would absolutely lose their shit over? If so, she really doesn't know her audience