Carrie Hope Fletcher #88 Rewriting her history better than she writes fiction

[PiefaceG]

Because her precious little ego can't handle social media platforms where she can't delete comments. We'll see if she keeps her word. The grammar will give it away if not. And if we get !!!!!!!!! we'll know Joel has been unleashed.

I didn't even check the account before I wrote this. It seems Joel does have the deets for the account

 

[Pistachiyo]

I didn't even check the account before I wrote this. It seems Joel does have the deets for the account

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In that case the parody account literally just needs to continue retweeting, Joel's writing is parody enough

 

[PiefaceG]

In that case the parody account literally just needs to continue retweeting, Joel's writing is parody enough

The fact they're currently retweeting C&Js much better, much more professional competitors is very funny to me.

 

[Galileo Galilei]

Another panto?

 

[Pistachiyo]

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Another panto?

So out of all that, what part's the "crap" on the side?

 

[Mark81]

So out of all that, what part's the "crap" on the side?

Joel?

 

[GossipgalK8]

All of the men being mentioned in relation to Carrie’s dating history are much, much hotter than Joel.

Do Joel and Hot even feature in the same world?!

 

[shakeygal]

Lauren Byrne got Carrie's dream role as Miss Honey straight after Cinderella - and she was "just" the cover for Carrie before. Georgina Onuorah has done incredibly well since the show ended. Again, even Rodney Vubya who had a tiny role and mouthed off about ALW on social media is doing better than Carrie right now. Mollie just got married to someone she loves and didn't rush into a relationship with so she could check marriage off her life list. Kingsley Morton was far more praised for her performance as Wednesday Addams than Carrie was. Ailsa Davidson is widely acknowledged as the best Veronica in the UK production, it goes on and on

I’d feel a bit badly too for Carrie - if this hadn’t been brought on by herself. She has literally no one to blame but herself. Chris Chung (who was either Kurt or Ram during Brat Feature’s run as Veronica) is currently in a TV show with Gary Oldman and is also married to Frances Mayli McCann, who played McNamara at one point and originated Bonnie in the WE.

 

[elliephant87]

If my husband publicly acknowledged that he has to talk himself out of thinking our marriage is a bad idea, I wouldn’t acknowledge him either.

What? When did that happen?

 

[AL10]

I didn't even check the account before I wrote this. It seems Joel does have the deets for the account

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Carrie and Joel please stop calling it X it’s giving me the ick

 

[Chinese_whispers]

What? When did that happen?

In carries last video she says that she sometimes thinks her marriage is a bad idea but then has to think herself out of it because it’s “haters” (or something) planting that idea in her head.

 

[beaki167]

Why has she saved Joel as 'husband' in her phone

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Husband No. 1 maybe? I think it's so weird

 

[LylaJovana]

Husband #2.
I reckon she has Jamie stored as Husband #1. (Only half joking tbh) 🫣

 

[kev1974]

Husband No. 1 maybe? I think it's so weird

“Joel - Husband ”

 

[Sping]

“Joel - Husband ”

I bet it was sexual emotes, like an eggplant.

 

[lottiekarotti]

It's the way that Carrie can't go more than two weeks without a Q&A. Girl, please, delete social media for two months and see if it kills you.

 

[Pistachiyo]

Imagine what the Q&A's will be like once Carrie's graced the world with the birth of Mathilda Meltdown Montague

 

[RudeDog]

I bet it was sexual emotes, like an eggplant.

is a sexual emote for Joel!

 

[Mark81]

and

 

[joiena]

It's the way that Carrie can't go more than two weeks without a Q&A. Girl, please, delete social media for two months and see if it kills you.

It might. Attention to her is like water to a plant.