Carrie Hope Fletcher #88 Rewriting her history better than she writes fiction

[ShinyEspeon]

Is she not embarrassed about how much of her life is defined by which man she’s been with?

 

[mognoms]

she dated Jack Howard?! She also dated PeteJams (??) how long were they together for??

She was with Pete for about two years, I think late 2014- early 2017

 

[londongirl2001]

For those who missed the announcement on Carrie's stories mid troll breakdown. She said it'll be her agent that runs the Beggar's Call Twitter account.

Which I believe as much as Carrie claiming she has people monitoring this thread. Why would her agent run the Beggar‘s Call account?

 

[nymeria]

All of the men being mentioned in relation to Carrie’s dating history are much, much hotter than Joel.

Agree about all of them but Al*x Predator D*y. His head was shaped like a lightbulb.

 

[fxckmanet]

All this Al*x D*y talk has made me remember this gem
also lyrics to Good Morning Sunshine were my quote in my secondary school year book so that aged like a muller corner didnt it

 

[Katiemay19]

Honestly- I’m at home with a chest infection at the minute and this thread has kept me highly entertained but also pushed me near the brink of a wheezy death on occasion. AD having a head shaped like a lightbulb cannot be the reason I die.

 

[fxckmanet]

AD having a head shaped like a lightbulb cannot be the reason I die.

This quote alone has made all of my time on tattle worthwhile.
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I know people change as they get older but this isn't even the same person

 

[elliephant87]

All of the men being mentioned in relation to Carrie’s dating history are much, much hotter than Joel.

Pete certainly was, he is getting better with age. She must be kicking herself.

 

[poppyseed1]

Her “team” won’t give him the password

The word is the capital of France , all caps

 

[T3PO]

does anyone else find it repulsive when she like.. smacks her lips etc on her stories? i have misophonia but the mouth and saliva noises are too much

She has the same lip smacking tick as Adele and once you see it you can’t unsee it

 

[Ratatat-tit]

All this Al*x D*y talk has made me remember this gem
also lyrics to Good Morning Sunshine were my quote in my secondary school year book so that aged like a muller corner didnt it

Oh my god i forgot how bleeping tit he was nesus christ

 

[Accionoodles]

Happy DIVIDENDS DAY to those who celebrate. Can you believe it’s been a whole year since they were STRANDED!!!!! IN THE CAPTIAL OF FRANCE!!!!

 

[adiemar]

"Scarper" means to run away, and "Must Scarper" sounds like "Muscato" (especially when said in an accent like Carrie's) so it's a joke saying he runs away when she's near

lol thank you, can't say I blame him!

 

[invisobelt]

Carrie Hope Fletcher #89 Both Too Much and Not Enough Self Esteem

 

[snowfairy17]

All this Al*x D*y talk has made me remember this gem
also lyrics to Good Morning Sunshine were my quote in my secondary school year book so that aged like a muller corner didnt it

Context: I was a casual CHF fan from when she was with Pete and only heard of AD when all the tit about him came out. Never watched any of his videos.

I wish I kept it that way. In the words of Will McKenzie "well that, was bleeping dreadful"

 

[Okgolightly]

"I'm writing letters to my baby for when she is an adult" = "I'm writing letters for adults in the hope that a publisher will buy and publish them"

I’m sure that’s what Gi did! Still no original ideas Carrie 🫠 my 4 month old is currently wide awake and I’ve just been laughing at the idea of whipping out a journal to write him a letter. I am instead just praying for him to go back to sleep so I can too

 

[madamtoffee]

Just saw this whilst reading the local news and had to laugh

 

[shakeygal]

Just saw this whilst reading the local news and had to laugh

Likely got wind that maybe Joel may grace them with his presence and got the warnings up just in case.

 

[madamtoffee]

Just noticed that Heather's the Musical is on Amazon but thankfully no Carrie, thank you Amazon for suggesting I watch it

 

[Mark81]

So Joel's new show had its first preview last night, and no gushy supportive post form Carrie? She literally can't see beyond herself

She expects all the attention and public displays, but never shows affection for others in the same way