Jolty MontagueHe can't even zoom in properly, it's all jolty
I think this is Joel's worst reel yet
Thanks for the recommendation - I’ve got a free day soon and was thinking about seeing a show, I’ve added this to my alerts on TodayTix.The seats they had for Old Friends look like the same ones that I got as on the day rush tickets the other week. It’s unfortunately not selling well from what I can see but I’d urge anyone who has any interest in musical theatre to see it as it’s such a good show. Without going all Carrie, I cried about 4 times (which I never do) and it’s worth seeing for Lea Salonga alone who has the most fantastic voice. Bernadette Peters vocally isn’t as strong as what she used to be but who cares, it’s Bernadette Peters! (the rest of the cast are also great). Rush tickets are easy to get via TodayTix, I’ve seen it twice (first time had paid for full price tickets) and going again and taking my parents for Christmas (they don’t know much Sondheim and so had said it didn’t really appeal but I guarantee 100% that they will enjoy it). I have no connection to the show but feel sorry for it because I think it’s not getting the love it deserves. As you were.
The highlight from the original concert for me was Rob Brydon and Haydn Gwynne doing The Little Things You Do Together, as they were so funny, but of course she was not well enough to do this run and now has diedThe seats they had for Old Friends look like the same ones that I got as on the day rush tickets the other week. It’s unfortunately not selling well from what I can see but I’d urge anyone who has any interest in musical theatre to see it as it’s such a good show. Without going all Carrie, I cried about 4 times (which I never do) and it’s worth seeing for Lea Salonga alone who has the most fantastic voice. Bernadette Peters vocally isn’t as strong as what she used to be but who cares, it’s Bernadette Peters! (the rest of the cast are also great). Rush tickets are easy to get via TodayTix, I’ve seen it twice (first time had paid for full price tickets) and going again and taking my parents for Christmas (they don’t know much Sondheim and so had said it didn’t really appeal but I guarantee 100% that they will enjoy it). I have no connection to the show but feel sorry for it because I think it’s not getting the love it deserves. As you were.
Probably because she ended it with Pete on her own terms and there was most likely some overlap with OliverJust briefly going back to Carrie still openly talking about her breakup even though she’s now married and pregnant… Did she EVER talk about her breakup with Pete?? Like, at all?? I know she put it in a blog or something that they had broken up, and then of course came the infamous YouTube comments alluding to abuse. But it feels like she references her breakup with Oliver constantly, even almost two years later and even though she is supposedly the happiest she’s ever been in a relationship. I just think it says a lot, given that she pretty much left Pete to be with Oliver, and never once looked back or dwelled on THAT relationship at all. Truly alarming behaviour.
She only mentioned Pete long enough to hint to him being an abuser to cover up her cheating on him with Oliver. Never heard her talk about him aside from that.Did she EVER talk about her breakup with Pete?? Like, at all?? I know she put it in a blog or something that they had broken up, and then of course came the infamous YouTube comments alluding to abuse. But it feels like she references her breakup with Oliver constantly.
That and she was trying to downplay the very obvious overlap between Pete and Oliver and she was so besotted with Oliver she wouldn’t dream of talking about or alluding to another man when she was with himProbably because she ended it with Pete on her own terms and there was most likely some overlap with Oliver
She never got any closure from Oli, but instead of working on herself and trying to move on she just went straight into an intense relationship with Joel
I know it’s been said but they’re so well-matched, physically speaking. She’s married someone in her “league”. Like, in every photo with Oliver she looked like a random fan that had stopped him on the street, not like they were a couple. But with Joel, they just look like they go together.It honestly looks like something my mum would film, and she’s rubbish at anything to do with technologyIt’s just so, so BAD! Nothing about that reel would entice me to go and see it, if anything, it would put me off, as he made it look so dull. Not to mention their, “now almost looking like twins” faces, gurning for an uncomfortable amount of time, (8 seconds, probably about the same amount of time it took to make “peanut”) for no actual purpose!
What happens prior? This is what I imagine…
J: I’m making a super cool reel for instagram. In a minute, I’m going to show everyone how good I am at being an influencer.
C: Oh exciting, what are you going to do? You should check out Danny with a Camera for ideas.
J: Oh, my darling wife, mother of my child, wait for it, I’m going to flip the screen, so it shows US. That’s what the people want! On the count of 3, the screen will showTom Fletchers sister and best bro in law“The Montagues”, then we should use our skills and improvise…We didn’t go to Drama school for 4 years for nothing!
{Carrie glares}
J: Oh sorry my love, you just ooze talent and were, if anything, too good for any professional training. I mean, who could possibly teach the queen of the west end, anything new?
C: I have so many faces and expressions to use!
J:3,2,1 GO!!!
Smile, gurn, open mouth, wave programme in front of mouth, keep smiling, don’t forget to stare, and…scene!
J: Wow! WE are incredible. I am #SOproud of my wife Carrie Hope Montague
C: People are DEFINITELY going to want to see the show now. [sternly] In future, please call me Carrie Hope Fletcher when we’re out in public.
J: Yes Mrs Hope Fletcher
C: FFS, Joel! Hope is not part of my surname, we’ve talked about this. View attachment 2587683View attachment 2587684View attachment 2587685
What if we went one week dark, and didn’t talk about Carrie. She’d go mad.It’s just Carrie’s need to control everything. She has conditioned her fans into being super careful around her and apologize for daring to ask something (even when she asks for questions). And she hates that she can’t control us on here, which was why she created the account back then and pretended to be a fan of hers - all done to gain some control. She could easily ignore us. She’s not famous enough to get online-wide criticism. But because she also loves playing the victim, she reacts every week via the q&a. I would say, that in a way she loves that we talk about her.
A friend of mine says that guys either get good lips or a nice jawline but never both, I guess Joel is an exceptionI’ve noticed that along with no neck, he has no lips either.
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