I still can't believe Carrie married this man
I bet she'll try to be faux-humble: 'We were BOTH really happy with our Gretna Green marriage but we felt bad our family and friends missed out. Our parents in particular. We decided to host a party [note, not another ceremony/wedding] so our nearest and dearest could celebrate with us!'I cannot WAIT for the inevitable Q&A where she addresses stuff from here about her wedding.
Go on Carrie, here’s some ideas for you:
• why did you pick the ugliest wedding dress any of us have ever seen?
• why did you have a full blown wedding after stating you didn’t want one?
• why did you perform at your wedding after saying you didn't want it to be a performance?
• no seriously, why did you pick that dress????
I couldn’t even get through half of that. She is so shouty and annoying
I posted this before, but it’s still relevant and explains so much. She has such an inferiority complex. She feels inferior to Tom bc he’s massively successful, while she’s……not. He married his high school sweetheart whereas she is a serial romancer.
I think she put massive amounts of weird self imposed rules and pressures on herself, just so she can even compare herself to Tom.
Imagine if she had a veil! With orange, brown and teal taffeta accentsI hear the preacher say, "Speak now or forever hold your peace"
There's the silence, there's my last chance
I stand up with sweaty hands, all eyes on me
Horrified looks from everyone in the room
But I'm only looking at Shrek
I am not the kind ofgirlhuman
Who should be wearing green and orange on a white veil occasion
And that's when she was pretending to be nice.I couldn’t even get through half of that. She is so shouty and annoying
We have a theme. Dress shaped like a pastry!I hear the preacher say, "Speak now or forever hold your peace"
There's the silence, there's my last chance
I stand up with sweaty hands, all eyes on me
Horrified looks from everyone in the room
But I'm only looking at Shrek
I am not the kind ofgirlhuman
Who should be wearing green and orange on a white veil occasion
Which actress?An actress I really like posted pix on her IG from the wedding and I have gone off her a little
Carrie literally blends into the trees behind her. She doesn't stand out at allWhoever their photographer was did her dirty placing the blonde pregnant woman up front because she’s holding her belly and has light hair you look at her before Carrie. Should of been Gi to match the girl on the front left.
Should‘ve Said No … to the dress.We have a theme. Dress shaped like a pastry!
Megan Markle would do that constantly. So annoyingOff topic but women holding their bumps like that really do my tits in. We get it, you’re not fat, it’s a baby.
(And I get sometimes the bump is heavy and holding it helps. But that’s not what’s happening)
I’ve just realised the orange bits of the skirt go down in almost stripes, like a badger or some other creature with a stripe. Aahahahahaha it gets worse each time i see it.Whoever their photographer was did her dirty placing the blonde pregnant woman up front because she’s holding her belly and has light hair you look at her before Carrie. Should of been Gi to match the girl on the front left.
I didn't know I needed a Taylor Swift/CHF crossover but here we areI hear the preacher say, "Speak now or forever hold your peace"
There's the silence, there's my last chance
I stand up with sweaty hands, all eyes on me
Horrified looks from everyone in the room
But I'm only looking at Shrek
I am not the kind ofgirlhuman
Who should be wearing green and orange on a white veil occasion
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