Carrie Hope Fletcher #74 Wedding a mess, WTF was that dress, where the love is - that's anyone's guess

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Exactly this...they're hyping him up as some great wee musician, but he's not that talented! They either need to get him some proper music/singing lessons if that's what he want to do, or start to manage his expectations!
 
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It’s giving Alvin, Simon, Theodore…
 
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Oh no! She had TerribleDanny Danny with a camera do the photos
Which I bet is another freebie since surely Danny With The Bad Angle doesn’t take any money in exchange for being able to attend all kinds of events his photos certainly are nothing he should get paid for
 
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I agree he’s a piece of garbage, but every now and again he says something true. I also don’t think asking someone to define what a woman is should be a crime but that’s a conversation for a different thread.
What’s sick?
 
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Now that would be unfortunate, but you aren't wrong. I just have a very hard time imagining Carrie as a mother, it's hard to picture her putting anyone else first tbh.
So do I, she seems very lazy and self-centered which doesn't really align with the exhausting job of raising a child. Unfortunately she seems like the type to have kids just to tick off a box on a to do list:
Get engaged
Get married
Reproduce
Be a mommy vlogger
Write a book pretending to be the first mother ever
 
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Double bingo bitches!!!!!!!!!!!!!!View attachment 2366238
Amazing work. I'm still convinced we should also check there's a damn pumpkin because her dress looks a bit like one.

Can't wait to see footage of Joel crying when Tom started singing. Full disclaimer: there is no mention anywhere of this happening, just an idea of mine.
 
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My friend was going to have this until she read the words

“So close but so far”
Exactly I don’t think she’s read them either?


We're so close to reaching that famous happy ending
Almost believing this one's not pretend
Let's go on dreaming, though we know we are
So close, so close, and still so far
 
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All this, of course, is assuming she is able to get pregnant at the snap of her fingers, which not everyone is able to do. You are so right about her acting like the first mother ever, though. First pregnant woman, first mother, etc. It'll be "Omg, the baby just kicked! Can you believe it? This baby is already so special and loves me so much that he had to kick me and let me know!"
 
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We don’t know that he hasn’t . That’s the next surprise
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That one pic looked like a pumpkin in her dress. It was just a lighting thing but I prefer to think the dress is haunted.

Next time, we’ll have to add Joel sleeps . I almost feel bad for him getting motion sickness at his own wedding. Surely this was a known issue before planning? As it was said earlier, it was all about her even to the detriment of others.
 
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She'll call the book something ridiculous like

'Carrie-ing Hope: Life as an Expectant Mother and How to Navigate Pregnancy'
 
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She'll call the book something ridiculous like

'Carrie-ing Hope: Life as an Expectant Mother and How to Navigate Pregnancy'
You should ask for dividends once the book is out, she'll 100% use this.
 
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I cannot WAIT for the inevitable Q&A where she addresses stuff from here about her wedding.

Go on Carrie, here’s some ideas for you:

• why did you pick the ugliest wedding dress any of us have ever seen?

• why did you have a full blown wedding after stating you didn’t want one?

• why did you perform at your wedding after saying you didn't want it to be a performance?

• no seriously, why did you pick that dress????
 
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They looks like they're in school uniform or something
Why does nothing match or make sense?!
 
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