If they ever have a kid it's going to have the worst Disney themed wardrobe we've ever seen.
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She envisioned the rest of her life with Oliver. He didn’t envision the rest of his with her. I think that was the biggest blow to her ego, mixed with the flop of Cinders.
She literally can’t cope with someone dumping her, as she’s always been the one to sever ties.
Imagine getting engaged and you literally don’t get to tell anyone that you know, because your other half already told them before you even knew. I know people have different preferences, but I would’ve wanted to at least surprise one person with the news
Maybe Joel thought it was a given that they’d get it gifted or her family would pay for it. Given he doesn’t know the cost of hotels imagine his shock at finding out the cost of a Disney wedding.
I actually had a conversation with a Disney adult over the weekend and she kept saying how she was shocked at how cheap it was to travel in Europe. She did a private all inclusive tour which seemed an expensive choice, and travel is not “cheap” … turns out she was just comparing everything to Disney prices. Which made me think of the Joel Paris hotel fiasco … maybe their frame of reference was Disney?
Just think of the speeches. They'd be so shallow and embarrassing because no one has known them long enough as a couple!
I’ve been with my husband for 5 years (married for three, so I even had a pretty quick journey from meeting to marriage, but Carrie certainly beats me there). If my husband left me today, I cannot possibly imagine being in the right place to be engaged in just a few months. Even if it was the absolute perfect person for me, like designed in a factory specifically for me, I wouldn’t be able to just banish my husband from my head in that time. It would take a looooong time to stop having feelings for him. Especially if he started dating someone INCREDIBLY fit and good looking AND he gushed about her!
Of course Oli wasn’t her husband, but 5 years is a significant chunk of time. Most of her 20s. There is no way that she has the same level of feeling for Joel. There is definitely no way that she doesn’t still think about Oli every single day.
She posts about Joel in the same disinterested way that Oli posted about her
Of course Oli wasn’t her husband, but 5 years is a significant chunk of time. Most of her 20s. There is no way that she has the same level of feeling for Joel. There is definitely no way that she doesn’t still think about Oli every single day.
She posts about Joel in the same disinterested way that Oli posted about her
It's sad that as dem evil meanie haterzzz we could see what was so obvious and she couldn't. Like I remember years ago someone on a livestream jokingly said marry me and Carrie went "I have a boyfriend and I'm hoping he will propose." Few days later Oliver posts a vlog and mentions in it he never wants to get married
She was still moaning about the breakup a few days/around the time of her wedding. Feb 12th I think I saw. Like, you know you're about to get married to the supposed 'love of your life' and you're STILL talking about how 'this time last year' you were a mess? Girl.
Either Carrie had her blinders on and refused to see that Oliver didn’t want marriage, or she thought she could change him.
It’s clear that Oli and Alessia are very happy taking it slow and enjoying each others company. As she isn’t making pose for mermaid portraits or or doing a spread as a “West End Power Couple.” He was so out of Carrie’s league by the time the relationship ended.
This, I don't ignore my friends' DMs, and she did that for years.
He was like the guy we all have in our
Quite honestly, there are still moments when I read this and can hardly believe it. bleeping hell.He was like the guy we all have in ourDMsmessage requests that is too pathetic to even consider. Except she not only replied and went out with him, she married him.
I absolutely agree! I certainly would have understood if she'd just come out and said, "Guys, I am really struggling with this breakup." I'd have respected that for sure, and I'm sure a lot of people have gone through breakups like that and would offer support. I did, I was with my ex for 7 1/2 years, and he cheated on me and dumped me. And that wasnt even the worst of wjat he did, but I didn't even date for a year so I could get my head on straight and get over feeling so awful about myself. There is no way I'd have jumped into another relationship, that was the last thing I wanted or needed, but she can't not have a boyfriend or husband so this is what happens.
It makes me wonder if the eloping thing was Carrie’s solution to avoiding planning a wedding with Joel. This is the man who got engagement pumpkins for crying out loud.
How is it "eloping" if you book it three months ahead and tell everyone about it?
Surely it's now just "getting married elsewhere than my local church/registry office"
Should have gone to Vegas and got married there if they wanted something quick and different!
Surely it's now just "getting married elsewhere than my local church/registry office"
Should have gone to Vegas and got married there if they wanted something quick and different!
'BuT eVeRyOnE gEtS mArRiEd In VeGaS' (is what they would definitely say to that). Gretna Green literally has the name 'marriage capital of the UK' so they're not quirky or different lol. If anything it proves they're the laziest, bandwagon-y couple
pretty sure eloping now just means getting married far(ish) away without anyone you know present. one of my friends actually did the same thing as carrie and joel at gretna green, they say eloped too.
Vegas would be so much more fun than a dreary weekday in February in grey and drizzly Scotland with cheese and onion sandwiches afterwards! (No offence to any Scottish person here - my grandad was Scottish!).
It's not even like they went to somewhere majestic and moody where the drizzle could be part of the atmosphere like Glencoe or the Highlands. They had to go for the most boring and commercial option
At least duck off to Orkney and get married in a stone circle or something.
Just putting this back out there but their witnesses were two random people off the street. I feel that says a lot as well.
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