Carrie Hope Fletcher #64 thinks she’s quirky, house is dirty, only woman to ever turn 30

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Is this supposed to be their honeymoon or just a holiday? You’d think she’d put the phone down and spend time with him and not those disease ridden cats
 
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So Joel has been posting nothing but photos of Carrie, and Carrie is posting nothing but cats. Sorry Joel but she's just not that into you
 
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I tend to shy away from commenting on their bodies but Joel’s back hair… 🫣
 
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Sorry that ass jiggling is so funny because I do little fidgety unconscious body movements but the fact that he's doing it out in public in budgie smugglers in 15 degrees is hilarious. How stupid are they, did they not check the weather or consider that other countries have seasons too?
 
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STRAIGHT. TO. JAIL.
 
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I can’t believe he has worn the freebie budgie smugglers - most influencers get freebies and you never see them again … but he’s that daft / desperate / not got any other freebies / actually thinks it’s acceptable to wear them
I think the cats are just a distraction from actually having to spend any time talking to each other
Also noticed in the first video people in the background are in jumpers / long trousers walking along - not that they’ve walked anywhere - I hope he doesn’t walk to the pool bar in those bad boys
 
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oh man that put me right off my jelly
 
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It absolutely blows my mind that Joel is younger than Tom
 
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I know it’s VERY judgmental but the random tufts of black manky hair that sprout from Shrek’s back actually make me gag
 
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WHY IS HE HUMPING THE SUN LOUNGER
 
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Carrie Hope Fletcher #65 Queen of Frump, The West End’s dumped her, Married to a Sun Lounger Humper.
 
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Sorry but the amount of time off Joel has had from Hamilton since he met Carrie is an absolute joke. Fucking off every couple of weeks since the beginning of the year!
 
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How has Joel managed that amount of time off work?
Maybe they were happy to let him go as they're not thrilled with him (PR-wise) and while he's gone they can give practice to his understudies which will help train his replacements and ease the transition.
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Maybe he’s annoyed that they aren’t renewing his contract so he’s taking lots of sick days , not like he has to pay rent
Surely even he's not stupid enough be 'sick' and then post on holiday on Instagram?
 
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