Smug fuckers. Lol, it's 11 degrees here and warm enough for my kid to insist on wearing shorts and say he isn't THAT cold so I bet it's not that different to Carrie wearing her manky granny kaftan and looking a bit grey in the chilly weather. It was 16 degrees here on sunday and would I fuck have worn a bikini! Bet the Cypriot hotel staff are having a good laugh at all the wobby brits in swimwear in relatively cold weather.Alright guys, despite the protests, I NEED to share the cringe with youI think I have found a way to share the videos of her stories but if this doesn’t work or I somehow dox myself then I will be immediately deleting!! This is just the first half of the stories. No jiggling butts but some vomit-inducing baby talk from them both
Think Paris was January, wedding at Gretna in feb, Rome in March and now Cyrus in April.Does anyone have a rough list of the dates they've been on holiday/abroad since the beginning of 2023? I'm genuinely curious how much time is between each trip because I feel like they've been going away once a month at this rate and I'm unsure if I've just got a shit sense of passing time or if they're taking the piss.
She really wanted her boobs in shot tooAnd I’ve saved the worst for last. I just… I need to know. Sorry to direct your attention to Joel’s budgie smugglers but is he, like, purposefully oscillating his butt???? He knows Carrie’s filming so I don’t know if it’s intentional or not but it’s so weird
Am bored so did a little scroll through instagram lol, here are the dates i found:Does anyone have a rough list of the dates they've been on holiday/abroad since the beginning of 2023? I'm genuinely curious how much time is between each trip because I feel like they've been going away once a month at this rate and I'm unsure if I've just got a shit sense of passing time or if they're taking the piss.
If anyone is interested in where Fiona got her swimsuit from, I found it on the Disney website (obvs). £35 of her "well-earned" money
Sorry to say this but Ollie could only shudder at her beach content posted from Cyprus. It's the furthest from sexy I've ever seen.She really wanted her boobs in shot too
If you're trying to make Ollie jealous sweetie, this ain't it
Disney adults are so weird. Like I get wanting to go to Disney and all that because I'm 29 and I've never been to WDW so I would like to go but they just take it to a whole other levelFuck no, no kid past the age of 6 would want to wear that.
Not even them, because they need to wear flashy colours for safety purposes - to be spotted very easily in water.Fuck no, no kid past the age of 6 would want to wear that.
So tackyIf anyone is interested in where Fiona got her swimsuit from, I found it on the Disney website (obvs). £35 of her "well-earned" money
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