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Please let it be. I'm not convinced these two should be parents. And if it's to be, let it happen in a year or so rather than this ridiculously desperate timescale. She'll probably sneeze out baby #spon #ad Carromeo Montague next month tho.
Baby Carromeo Spontagew will be here by next week with the rate they're going. But luckily theyTom Carrie has the money and the inevitable sponsorships to pay someone to properly look after the poor spawn.
If Carrie’s character names are anything to go by, and if the Fletcher family are anything to go by, the baby would be named something fucking ridiculous
Introducing our new baby Gaius Caesar Augustus Germanicus Fletcher-Montagspew named for our favourite Roman emperor, because we’re massive history nerds.
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*Caligula totally didn’t do anything wrong…
Imagine being so far up your own arse that you, without any hint of irony, post hashtags like marriedlife (after being married less than a month) and couplegoals.. Jesus.
If Carrie’s character names are anything to go by, and if the Fletcher family are anything to go by, the baby would be named something fucking ridiculous
I hope the go full Lizzie McGuire movie
Carrie: Sing to me Joel
Joel: Have you ever seen such a beautiful night?
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