Yay to winning…. but stage 5 clinger is also mine - kind of gutted it was only posted tonight so didn’t win!Thread title thanks to awkwardjellyfish.
- 2nd place title: "CHF: Joel thinks it's f8, but "ur just a rebound m8"
- 3rd place title: "She’s got a ring on her finger, but it’s from a stage 5 clinger"
Previous thread here.
She thinks she's sooo mysterious when her overshare bear tendencies have led us to predict many of her life events. Flinging herself at Oliver, the Oliver breakup, etc.Obviously you did #AllThingsMontague Carrie, you’re not that slick xoxo
"I'd love you to tell me how Joel and I spent our day"Obviously you did #AllThingsMontague Carrie, you’re not that slick xoxo
Don’t forget teaching her pet leech to lick a camera"I'd love you to tell me how Joel and I spent our day"
She's been on Instagram blocking people while on a walk in London that she put on her story. Done.
I mean, they still shared that they went for a walk around Westminster. So they weren't completely quietCarrie, congratulations, you spent 1 day slightly more offline than normal so we don't know what today entailed for you. But don't be a fucking idiot and take people literally.
If you can't see how much oversharing you and your boyfriend are doing, you're an absolute moron.
She can say no one knows anything about their relationship, but we what do know is they got engaged after 5 months thanks to Joel’s handy little pumpkin. Weird.Obviously you did #AllThingsMontague Carrie, you’re not that slick xoxo
Petition to make this happen.The entire west end could do a flashmob outside her house to “Listen” from Dreamgirls and Carrie would still not pick herself up andleave that man
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