#7 looking suspiciously like a fleshlightI reckon #11 is a plushy teddy of some sort...
#6 a block of cheese?
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Once again: Imagine feeling so guilty about leaving yourI reckon #11 is a plushy teddy of some sort...
#6 a block of cheese?
When my partner of 2yrs and I spend 12 or so days apart, at most we leave eachother a cute post-it note.
Joel's an only child right? Maybe that is a big factor here. He's never had to fight anyone for attention or had to share things with others (Carrie and Scott).
My personal opinion is that he's jealous of Scott. He desperately wants Carrie to put all her attention and time on him, but Scott is getting in the way as her #mainman
My personal opinion is that he's jealous of Scott. He desperately wants Carrie to put all her attention and time on him, but Scott is getting in the way as her #mainman
Ok there’s so much to unpack here.
I don’t follow her on Insta but she pops up on suggested every now and again as I follow Scott and have had the odd read here but I don’t care enough about her to permanently park myself here - I might now tho.
she popped up the other day with that sickening post about her date day at coppa club and in London and I’ve never eye rolled so hard in my life, coppa club is bang average food at best. And how patronising I found the thing about how she’s found all people want and”few people do”errr ok most of us don’t settle for each and every guy that shows interest but ok.
then I’ve been glued to the last thread since the engagement and couldn’t understand what you were all on about with the red flags and her weirdo boyfriend, sorry FIANCÉ, (I have a fiancé but find it weird to say it so I flit between boyfriend and partner) but what’s got me to post is how weird those present videos are?! What the actual duck?! I have zero words for how weird and creepy they are.
thanks for coming to my ted talk
I don’t follow her on Insta but she pops up on suggested every now and again as I follow Scott and have had the odd read here but I don’t care enough about her to permanently park myself here - I might now tho.
she popped up the other day with that sickening post about her date day at coppa club and in London and I’ve never eye rolled so hard in my life, coppa club is bang average food at best. And how patronising I found the thing about how she’s found all people want and”few people do”errr ok most of us don’t settle for each and every guy that shows interest but ok.
then I’ve been glued to the last thread since the engagement and couldn’t understand what you were all on about with the red flags and her weirdo boyfriend, sorry FIANCÉ, (I have a fiancé but find it weird to say it so I flit between boyfriend and partner) but what’s got me to post is how weird those present videos are?! What the actual duck?! I have zero words for how weird and creepy they are.
thanks for coming to my ted talk
My hot take on the pumpkin (Note Joel making sure the word pumpkin is always about him and never about Ollie) is that it’s dated with their first date because they knew they would get married on their first date. I’m sure she’s said before that from their first date they both know they were in it for the rest of their lives.
Why is the background in any photo always sooooo cluttered.I reckon #11 is a plushy teddy of some sort...
#6 a block of cheese?
Maybe they made a pact on that first date
They're not in love, just wanted to get married. win/win for them both
Jesus Joel she is in Disneyland for 12 days, she isn’t DYING!!! Get a grip you grown man, Practically crying over the gifts/cards, but yet seems weirdly monotone and pissed off??
Yeah that’s fair, I could remember her mentioning it vaguely in a video but I couldn’t remember if anything was confirmed etc
Joel is a strange man.
I thought he could have been really good; seemed nice to begin with although a bit OTT on socials...
FAST FORWARD TO NOW.
It's just utterly bizarre isn't it?!?
#SOPROUD
I thought he could have been really good; seemed nice to begin with although a bit OTT on socials...
FAST FORWARD TO NOW.
It's just utterly bizarre isn't it?!?
oh and it's after my shift - I caught up on my lunch break too. I'm dedicated.
#SOPROUD
I think she'll want to flaunt her wedding plans for months, say yes to the dress, have a hen month and such too much for this to happen (sadly)
Completely agree, she’ll act like she’s the first person ever to plan a wedding and get married.
I just read the most hilarious conversation about the engagement dumpster fire on Twitter among some Italians. Rough translation:
Person 1: my god, but who is Carrie engaged to? The ex was too good for her but this one looks like Goyle from Harry Potter.
Person 2: it seems like they have been together for 2 weeks.
Person 1: a ring after 5 months? I don’t think they’ll last long
Person 2: I preferred the ex, they were cute together.
Seems like Joel’s Goyle like appearance has been noticed in other countries too
not sure if these people are Tattlers but it was quite amusing.
Person 1: my god, but who is Carrie engaged to? The ex was too good for her but this one looks like Goyle from Harry Potter.
Person 2: it seems like they have been together for 2 weeks.
Person 1: a ring after 5 months? I don’t think they’ll last long
Person 2: I preferred the ex, they were cute together.
Seems like Joel’s Goyle like appearance has been noticed in other countries too
not sure if these people are Tattlers but it was quite amusing.She's not famous, and no where near the same level as Tom. if she walked down the street the average person wouldn't recognise her as an author or actress. Tom's hardly the most famous in the UK but you put on songs like all about you, obviously, star girl etc and people know it's mcfly
Jeez, that was a marathon catch up!
WTF is with JoelMas?! Seriously concerning that he needs constant attention and cannot cope without her. Such first world problems he has, so she spends her money on tat to keep him occupied until she returns from yet another Disney trip. A poundland advent calender would've done, and he could've opened a door in the morning and one at night until she returns!
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From Dead Girl Walking to Red Flags Waving!
WTF is with JoelMas?! Seriously concerning that he needs constant attention and cannot cope without her. Such first world problems he has, so she spends her money on tat to keep him occupied until she returns from yet another Disney trip. A poundland advent calender would've done, and he could've opened a door in the morning and one at night until she returns!
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From Dead Girl Walking to Red Flags Waving!
My husband and I were unofficially engaged after 6 months. We talked about it and decided it was what we wanted, a ring was purchased, parents were told, and we were fully intent on doing it, then family stepped in and said, "Hey, this is your first relationship. Maybe chill?" It caused a lot of pain at the time, but to this day me and my husband talk about how we're so glad we waited. We got engaged (for real) about a year later and we'd developed relationships with each others families, friends got to know us as a couple, I went through a really bad mental health blip, we moved in together, we went on holiday together and most importantly, we were no longer in the honeymoon period. Its nice to know that our guts were right, and we are very happily married now, but I know in myself that we weren't getting engaged for the right reasons that first time. It was romantic and wild and felt exciting because it raised eyebrows, I do look back fondly, but rambly point is even if they do last, Carrie will probably regret being so hasty. The pay off of waiting is so worth it, and gives more stories to tell at the eventual wedding and makes it much more natural for family and friends to integrate. There's no mine and his friends now, they're all our found family, and if we'd got married as quickly as we wanted to the wedding would have been a bunch of people meeting for the first time and that's just not the one
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