It's in It Has to be Her."A hag no one will shag" Is that an actual lyric? I've seen the show and I don't even remember ...
She wouldn't be able to do it, she can't dance that well and the spotlight wouldn't be on her.Just for once i wish she'd be cast as ensemble
I've blotted most of that number out of my brain for my own sanity, particularly the attempt to rhyme "Cinderella" with "salmonella"It's in It Has to be Her.
"A hag no one'd shag, she is mean Cinderella
In truth she's uncouth, doesn't care how she looks..."
I'm pretty sure that's in a different song. Dodgy lyrics abound.I've blotted most of that number out of my brain for my own sanity, particularly the attempt to rhyme "Cinderella" with "salmonella"
Ohhh I never even picked up on that lyric, I was wrong!It's in It Has to be Her.
"A hag no one'd shag, she is mean Cinderella
In truth she's uncouth, doesn't care how she looks..."
She has way too much time on her hands and a sky high self obsession if she is being affected by the lyrics of a show. Cinderella gets the Prince at the end? She defeats her enemies at the end while not changing for a man!Lol, no, she's exaggerating massively. The stepmother calls her shockingly plain which is hardly a huge assault on 'her' looks. Georgina is gorgeous even in the dodgy costume but guess what it's just a role!
I mean the Prince is repeatedly called plain and disappointing but is played by an extremely beautiful looking man so you know... Acting! I doubt Ivano's crying into his vodka that it's hurting his self esteem.
Can’t deal with the fact ALW wrote this 🫣It's in It Has to be Her.
"A hag no one'd shag, she is mean Cinderella
In truth she's uncouth, doesn't care how she looks..."
In fairness to ALW, the lyricist is actually this man. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/David_ZippelCan’t deal with the fact ALW wrote this 🫣
I hadn’t picked this up either because the lyric is so hard to hear.Ohhh I never even picked up on that lyric, I was wrong!
Good it'll show the world how much of a stunt cast she really is, might shock her into investing in some acting and dance lessonsShe wouldn't be able to do it, she can't dance that well and the spotlight wouldn't be on her.
Martha is overweight and "uncool" but she's the kindest, most sympathetic character in the show while the gorgeous Heathers are cruel bullies that no one really likes. Similarly, all the lines Carrie quotes about Cinderella are said by the shallow, spiteful townsfolk; whom the audience is supposed to dislike while rooting for the feisty Cinderella. She wanted the role because Cinderella was "not like the other girls" and didn't fit regressive beauty standards, just like Carrie! So she can hardly complain about it nowOn one hand, I do feel sorry for Carrie. I’ve always wonder how actors feel when they cast in ‘ugly’ roles (eg. Martha in Heathers).
Amen to this!I find it bizarre that she’s happily sung all the appalling lyrics such as loon, nutter etc, despite representing mental health charities. But now she’s feeling down it’s time to complain about it. I hope she never works in the West End again.
The both rate themselves. The ego in that house must have been unreal.I think the one thing Carrie and Oliver had in common was they both try way too hard
i think most of them probably don’t mind, like a lot of “ugly” characters are just either plain or a bit dowdy that can be done with styling choices rather than unattractive. Carrie is just being dramaticOn one hand, I do feel sorry for Carrie. I’ve always wonder how actors feel when they cast in ‘ugly’ roles (eg. Martha in Heathers). On the other hand, she needs to shut up. I’ve never seen someone whine so much on their professional social media. If she had a bigger platform, she’d be cancelled like, yesterday. Most ordinary people don’t want to hear about how hard your dreadfully glamorous life is, when you get to star on the West End every night. And if she really had a problem with the depiction of Cinderella, she shouldn’t have taken the role.
But she did take the role, bc ALW was licking her arse and boosting her ego, and she couldn’t wait to be the centre of attention again. Now that ALW has lost interest, and the general hype around Cinderella has quietened, she wants to whine about it. Give me a break. Never seen someone more self-involved.
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