Not to give too much attention to Dirty Juan, but part of me is truly fascinated to find out how and why he ended up where he is. Like, what happened between his mom and dad to give him these wildly bizarre mommy attachment issues? What childhood trauma was there, where did it come from?
My hunch is that his family (at least one side) is actually a solid upper middle class family. Im guessing it’s the mom side, as I saw somewhere that one of his grandfathers founded a prestigious business school in Spain (I am assuming it’s IESE?). Something like that would put them in a solid social milieu. Maybe his dad was a phony and an interloper and a get-Rich-quick Kinda guy and then his parents divorced…? Anyone else out here an amateur psychologist??
But in a super weird counterintuitive way, I actually think he and CS aren’t too different. Despite her family pedigree, CS also grew up more as an upper middle class girl versus straight up Richie rich. They are both hustlers who want to rise above their social strata. They both are undereducated morans (TM) with a soft spot for thugs and D-listers. They both are desperately thirsty for fame and money. They both would sell their soul (or dye their hair) just for some screen time.
But WOWZA that picture of Caroline pre-boob job and pre-Cosmesurge!!!!! Why is she so sweaty in that picture? As the kids would say: I am deceased